D.A.M. – Dave’s Asbestos Miracle
By David P. Zach Buffalo, NY—Hello. I’m David P. Zach. You may know me as the writer of the funny sections of this blog, but I’m much more than that: …
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Even With New Asbestos Hair Stephen Miller Is The Least Fuckable Man In America
Washington D.C.—This past weekend Senior Advisor to the President, Stephen Miller, the architect of the draconian Trump immigration policy, which bans Muslims and cages children showed up for a …
Read MoreFormer South Buffalo Couple Attempts To Fill Void With Christmas Collection
Lakeland Fl.—After moving to Florida fifteen years ago from South Buffalo, George and Maureen O’Hara soon felt a giant void in their lives that they tried to fill with novelty …
Read MorePeople With Ears And Critical Thought Hoping For The Real End Of KI$$
United States of America—People from all across the United States with ears and the ability to think critically are hoping KI$$’s end of the road tour is the real end …
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