The World's Mud with a Local Spin
Washington, D.C.—While markets tumbled precipitously Monday, President Donald Trump participated in the White House’s traditional Easter Egg Roll and Coloring Contest. Like at his Doral Golf Club, where he recently …
Trump Declares Victory In Coloring Contest, Egg Roll—Calls Kids ‘Major Losers’ Read More
Buffalo, NY—On April 2nd, voters from various right-wing groups across Western New York were upset with President Trump’s wide-ranging tariffs, which tanked markets and impacted their savings and retirement accounts. …
Voters Want Trump To Focus On Pain and Misery Rather Than Economy Read More
Washington D.C.—This week a leak revealed that the intrepid mustache of former National Security Advisor, John Bolton was hatching a plan to knock Donald Trump out of the 2024 presidential …
Leak Reveals John Bolton’s Intrepid Mustache Planning To Knock Trump Out Presidential Race Read More
World Wide Web—MAGAMingle.US is a dating platform designed for like-minded people on the right side of the political spectrum. MAGAMingle.US, is where Trump/MAGA supporters, conservatives, republicans, Tea Party members, populists, …
MAGAMingle.US . . . A Dating Site Where Grabbing Pussy Is Celebrated Read More
Washington, D.C.—Tiffany Trump, the daughter of the former president Donald Trump from his only American wife, Marla Maples, reached out to January 6th Select Committee chairman Bennie Thompson (D. MS) …
January 6th Select Committee Passes On Tiffany Trump’s Offer To Testify Read MoreWashington, D.C.—As Joe Biden ushers in a more traditional presidency progressive supporters are breathing a sigh of relief. These same progressive supporters however, also find themselves wondering which Applebee’s location …
Progressives Admit They’re Kind Of Missing Trump’s Bullshit Read MoreCheektowaga, NY—After five years of arguing, Chuck Wagonblott, an English teacher at Amherst High School has finally accepted that his lifelong friends are assholes. A downcast Wagonblott said, “The last …
Local Man Finally Accepts His Best Friends Are Assholes Read MoreWashington D.C.—In the aftermath of last week’s election loss to Joe Biden the Trump campaign set up a hotline where people can call and report election irregularities and fraud. “Help …
Trump Voter Fraud Hotline Inundated With Fake Calls And More Read MoreWashington D.C.—In line with all the other disappointments of 2020, this week Miles Taylor, a former Chief of Staff at the Department of Homeland Security, keeping an election year promise, …
Buffalo Mud 2020 Election Special: Miles Taylor, That Fucking Guy Is “Anonymous?” Read MoreWashington, D.C.—First daughter Ivanka Trump is quietly looking for a girlfriend ahead of the November elections. With the United States experiencing the world’s highest infection and death rate as a …
Ivanka Quietly Looking For A Girlfriend Ahead Of November Elections Read More