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Buffalo, NY—An old man with a device that shoots oranges has been terrorizing teens at Delaware Park. Images of the old man and his orange propulsion device have surfaced, but …
Old Man With Device That Shoots Oranges Terrorizing Teens At Park Read MoreUnited States, America—Purist fans of the legendary rock band The Replacements were universal in their condemnation of old school poster “Feelin-Like-A-Hundred-Bucks” for his positive Facebook response to a Beach Slang …
Replacement Purists Condemn Response To Beach Slang Video Read MoreBuffalo, NY—Cheektowaga resident, Todd Helmbrecht was both miffed and amazed at a conversation he overheard at Dog Ears Bookstore & Cafe, where he is a new volunteer. After going over …
Cheektowaga Man Miffed And Amazed By South Buffalo Conversation Read MoreBy David P. Zach—Senior Buffalo Mud Contributor— Forget the odor of decomposing fish and and the elevated levels of bacteria, Lebron James is not only going to save Woodlawn Beach, …
Taking His Talents To Woodlawn Beach And Beyond… Read MoreBy David P. Zach—Senior Mud Contributor. Good news snowflakes: Marvel Studios has contracted with Martin Scorsese to bring their beloved superhero Buffman to the big screen! Buffman was a staple …
The Return Of Buffman Read MoreOrchard Park, NY—Despite solid families, big jobs, vacation homes in Florida and being the 1.5 millionth ranked Amazon author the follically-challenged Kane brothers still hurt. For years there were the …
We Hurt Too: # Bald Lives Matter Read MoreWest Seneca, NY—Fifty-Five year old freelance Efficiency Expert, Frank Deely, has spent a lifetime observing workplace operations all over the country. While his job lands him in many diverse places …
Trillionth Play Of Hotel California Drains Man’s Will To Live Read MoreBuffalo, New York—After two successive losses by the Buffalo Bills, including a 47-10 home ass whooping by the New Orleans Saints the sometimes questionable order of the universe remains stable. …
Hapless Bills Affirm Order Of Universe Safe Read MoreBrooklyn, NY—With a yoga mat, some scented candles, the complete works of Joan Didion and an iPod loaded with Nino Rota soundtracks, former First Lady and Secretary of State, Hillary …
Hillary Clinton Turns Herself In At Brooklyn Jail Read MoreSenior Mud Contributor—David P. Zach Buffalo, NY—A civil lawsuit has been filed in Buffalo City Court against the owners of Calvin’s Bakery in North Park, by Mikey O’Connell of University …
Offensive Cake Spurs Civil Lawsuit Read More