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Replacement Purists Condemn Response To Beach Slang Video

November 29, 2019November 29, 2019 - by P.A. Kane

United States, America—Purist fans of the legendary rock band The Replacements were universal in their condemnation of old school poster “Feelin-Like-A-Hundred-Bucks” for his positive Facebook response to a Beach Slang …

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Local

Cheektowaga Man Miffed And Amazed By South Buffalo Conversation

November 28, 2018December 17, 2021 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Cheektowaga resident, Todd Helmbrecht was both miffed and amazed at a conversation he overheard at Dog Ears Bookstore & Cafe, where he is a new volunteer. After going over …

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Taking His Talents To Woodlawn Beach And Beyond…

June 2, 2018June 2, 2018 - by P.A. Kane

By David P. Zach—Senior Buffalo Mud  Contributor— Forget the odor of decomposing fish and and the elevated levels of bacteria, Lebron James is not only going to save Woodlawn Beach, …

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The Return Of Buffman

January 24, 2018March 30, 2018 - by P.A. Kane

By David P. Zach—Senior Mud Contributor. Good news snowflakes: Marvel Studios has contracted with Martin Scorsese to bring their beloved superhero Buffman to the big screen! Buffman was a staple …

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We Hurt Too: # Bald Lives Matter

December 10, 2017March 31, 2022 - by P.A. Kane

    Orchard Park, NY—Despite solid families, big jobs, vacation homes in Florida and  being the 1.5 millionth ranked Amazon author the  follically-challenged Kane brothers still hurt. For years there were  the …

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Trillionth Play Of Hotel California Drains Man’s Will To Live

November 15, 2017November 16, 2017 - by P.A. Kane

West Seneca, NY—Fifty-Five year old freelance Efficiency Expert, Frank Deely, has spent a lifetime observing workplace operations all over the country. While his job lands him in many diverse places …

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Sports

Hapless Bills Affirm Order Of Universe Safe

November 12, 2017November 13, 2017 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, New York—After two successive losses by the Buffalo Bills, including a 47-10 home ass whooping by the New Orleans Saints the sometimes questionable order of the universe remains stable. …

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National

Hillary Clinton Turns Herself In At Brooklyn Jail

November 3, 2017November 4, 2017 - by P.A. Kane

Brooklyn, NY—With a yoga mat, some scented candles, the complete works of Joan Didion and an iPod loaded with Nino Rota soundtracks, former First Lady and Secretary of State, Hillary …

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Offensive Cake Spurs Civil Lawsuit

October 19, 2017October 19, 2017 - by P.A. Kane

Senior Mud Contributor—David P. Zach Buffalo, NY—A civil lawsuit has been filed in Buffalo City Court against the owners of Calvin’s Bakery in North Park, by Mikey O’Connell of University …

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Promising Inter-Denominational Relationship Ends

October 18, 2017October 19, 2017 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—The promising relationship between lapsed Catholic, Brandon McDermott and Lutheran, Katie Robinson abruptly came to an end due to inter-denominational differences. Before meeting Robinson,  McDermott, a thirty year old …

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