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Cheektowaga Man Miffed And Amazed By South Buffalo Conversation

November 28, 2018December 17, 2021 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Cheektowaga resident, Todd Helmbrecht was both miffed and amazed at a conversation he overheard at Dog Ears Bookstore & Cafe, where he is a new volunteer. After going over …

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DNA Test Links Senior Mud Contributor To Marie Osmond

October 28, 2018October 28, 2018 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo NY—This week DNA tests linked Senior Mud Contributor and Kanye West fixer, David P. Zach to Marie Osmond of the famous Utah entertainment family, the Osmond’s. In the wake …

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Cheektowaga Man Plans Summer Book Release: “A Beginners Guide To Bad Tattoos”

October 15, 2018October 15, 2018 - by P.A. Kane

Cheektowaga, NY—Cleve Hill resident Shawn Morrissey is planning a summer 2019 release of tattoo book titled: A Beginners Guide to Bad Tattoos. This guide book will delve into the history …

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Judge Judy Heals Injured Worker And More . . .

October 8, 2018October 8, 2018 - by P.A. Kane

Elma, NY—Convalescing from a shoulder injury he incurred at work, FedEx veteran Marcel Bovine has been healed and more by Judge Judy. The slow road to recovery for Bovine has …

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Senior Buffalo Mud Contributor Drives Into Lackwanna Ditch

September 16, 2018September 16, 2018 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo NY—Senior Buffalo Mud Contributor and Kanye West fixer, David P. Zach drove his 1995 Chrysler LeBaron into a ditch along Ridge Road in Lackawanna early last night. Zach sustained …

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Diocese Creates “Fun Task Force” To Improve Its Sagging Image

August 31, 2018 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—In light of recent criticism of the Diocese of Buffalo and Bishop Malone for creating, yet another, pointless, ineffectual and opaque task force to address crimes of sexual abuse …

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Local Author Will Write You Into New Novel For Cash

August 25, 2018August 25, 2018 - by P.A. Kane

West Seneca, N.Y.—For cash payments local author P.A. Kane will write you into his new novel, Leaving Jackson Wolf. With the crowdfunding phenomenon sweeping the country Kane thinks this would …

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Contractor’s Shitting Confounds Homeowner

July 17, 2018July 17, 2018 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Since hiring Booth Hausfeld to do some updating at his home in South Buffalo, Thomas McGarrity has been confounded at the ease with which the contractor glibly shits at …

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Uncle Paul Wrecks Fourth of July Celebration

July 5, 2018July 5, 2018 - by P.A. Kane

Orchard Park, NY—Never one not to please his mom, local master craftsman, Geoffrey Pierce, reluctantly invited his mother’s brother, Uncle Paul to his family’s Fourth of July celebration. Like the …

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Taking His Talents To Woodlawn Beach And Beyond…

June 2, 2018June 2, 2018 - by P.A. Kane

By David P. Zach—Senior Buffalo Mud  Contributor— Forget the odor of decomposing fish and and the elevated levels of bacteria, Lebron James is not only going to save Woodlawn Beach, …

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