New Photo Reveals Local Author Is HUGE!
Buffalo, NY—For years local author P.A.Kane has endured rumors regarding his lack of manhood. A recently leaked photograph seems to refute these rumors and reveal the author to be HUGE. …
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Nissan “Juke” Owner Is An Asshole
Orchard Park, NY— Bill Wellington, a thirty-one year old RN at the Orchard Park Immediate Care is an asshole about his Nissan Juke. The Juke is a subcompact crossover SUV …
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Movement To Demote Local Drummer “Bad Ronald” To “Just Ronald” Growing
Buffalo NY—Through luck, happenstance and grace, local drummer Ron Leisten was bestowed with the moniker “Bad Ronald,” by legendary Western New York artist, Greg Sterlace. But as a result of …
Read MoreExtreme Sex Leads To Kaisertown Woman’s Death, Husband Faces Possible Charges
Buffalo NY—A 911 call was placed by Kaisertown resident Stan Dombrowski when his wife, Marion became unresponsive during an extended session of coitus. The couple had recently resumed their long …
Read MoreMychajliw’s Hotline Receives Two-Hundred-Forty-One Calls Regarding Howard Stern’s Penis
Buffalo, NY—To raise his political profile for an expected run at the NY27 congressional seat in 2020, Erie County Comptroller, Stefan Mychajliw (Mychajliw– pronounced: Opportunitstfuckingasshole) is using county’s Whistleblower Hotline …
Read MoreNew Injury Law Firm With Familiar Name Begins Operation In Buffalo…YES, It’s More Cellinos- God Help Us!
Buffalo, NY—For decades Ross Cellino and Steve Barnes of the injury law firm Cellino & Barnes have been a constant in Western New York with their jingles, billboards and endless …
Read MoreLocal Author Faces Shakedown Over Baywatch Reel
Buffalo, NY—Local author P.A.Kane (Leaving Jackson Wolf; Written In The Stars:The Book Of Molly) is the subject of a shakedown by an unknown entity threatening to release his Baywatch reel …
Read MoreTeens Involved In Dangerous Dry Humping Behaviors Missing
Buffalo, NY—Officials at Erie County Medical Center announced today two Kaisertown teens involved in a dry humping accident are missing from the hospital’s burn unit. The teens were rushed to …
Read MoreParade Today Magazine Finds Valley Old Neighborhood Parade Best In Country
Buffalo, NY—In 2018, Parade Today magazine citing research conducted by the University of Buffalo’s Anthropology Department, determined the Valley Old Neighborhood Parade really wasn’t a parade. Failing to meet the …
Read MoreDespite Size And Lack Of Sex Parts A Dog Is Still A Dog
Orchard Park, NY—Despite less than robust size, and a lack of sex parts the Buckclap family of Orchard Park constantly has to physically dismount their three year old male Scotty, …
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