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Bishop Malone Joins Richard Nixon, A Burned Out Ford Pinto and Joey From Marillia Street On “Cover Up Island”

December 13, 2019February 21, 2020 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—With his so called, early retirement, stemming from his mishandling diocesan sexual abuse cases,  newly minted, “Buffalo Bishop Emeritus,” Richard J. Malone joined former President Richard Nixon, a burned …

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Hallmark Channel Rejects Local Author’s Christmas Story

November 20, 2019December 24, 2019 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Local author P.A.Kane hit all the essential elements in his proposed Hallmark Channel holiday movie, Christmas In Crackerville: a dumb town name, straight white people, a dead spouse, a …

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Ambiguous Door Leads To Verbal Exchange Between Grubhub Driver And Customer

November 14, 2019May 12, 2023 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Grubhub driver Jesse Mendoza was drawn into a verbal exchange when he failed to distinguish the difference between a side and back door at a customer’s house where he …

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Pumpkin Spice Lie Leads To End Of Relationship At Brew House

October 31, 2019November 1, 2019 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—The budding six- week relationship between John Molten (31) and Jenifer Del Fuego (29) came to an abrupt end at the Labatt Brew House this past weekend. Del Fuego …

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Lack Of Response Further Proof “Just Ronald” Demotion Warranted

October 26, 2019October 28, 2019 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo NY—On August 19, 2019 Buffalo Mud published an article about the movement to demote local Western New York drummer, “Bad Ronald,” to “Just Ronald.” The movement began when “Just …

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East Side Man Demands Refund From Neighbor He Paid To Get Wife Pregnant But Failed After Eighty-Four Attempts

October 20, 2019October 20, 2019 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Anatoli Rezvinak of Dutton Avenue on the East side of Buffalo paid his neighbor Boris Tretiack $10,000 to impregnate his wife, Valentina. But, after eighty-four attempts with no results …

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Local Author “Almost” Handsome Enough To Be Spectrum News Anchor

September 29, 2019April 21, 2024 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Local author P.A.Kane seeking to increase his media presence recently interviewed for a weekend anchor position at Spectrum News. Kane impressed Spectrum management with his delivery, energy, understanding of …

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Bishop Malone Named Narcissist Of The Year

September 15, 2019September 15, 2019 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo,NY—Buffalo Bishop Richard J. Malone was named Narcissist of the Year by the National Association of Narcissists of the United States (NANUS). After several rounds of voting where NANUS members …

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New Photo Reveals Local Author Is HUGE!

September 7, 2019October 5, 2019 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—For years local author P.A.Kane has endured rumors regarding his lack of manhood. A recently leaked photograph seems to refute these rumors and reveal the author to be HUGE.  …

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Nissan “Juke” Owner Is An Asshole

September 5, 2019September 6, 2019 - by P.A. Kane

Orchard Park, NY— Bill Wellington, a thirty-one year old RN at the Orchard Park Immediate Care is an asshole about his Nissan Juke.   The Juke is a subcompact crossover SUV …

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