Local Author Bracing For Mediocre Sales
Buffalo, NY—This weekend marks the publication of local author P.A.Kane’s third book, The Last Playlist: A Sonic Epitaph. Several years in the making Kane expects the book of personal essays …
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Buffalo Mud 2020 Election Special:THIS TIME AROUND, CAN YOU TRUST THE POLES?
Buffalo, NY— You’ve heard it for four years: “How could the Poles have been so wrong?” “I thought the Poles were scientific and reliable?” “I’ll never trust the Poles again!” …
Read MoreLifelong Liberal Wants To Know How “Ayn Rand” Book Ended Up On His Bookshelf
Buffalo, NY—He was at Madison Square Garden for the “No Nukes” concert in ‘79. He was at the WTO protests in Seattle in 1999. And, this past spring he marched …
Read MoreUpdate: Jack Conrad Is Now A Crazy Cat Lady
Buffalo, NY—Judging from a slew of pictures populating his Facebook wall it appears that everyone’s favorite South Buffalonian, Jack Conrad is now a crazy cat lady. Gone from his page …
Read MoreChildren’s Classic “Goodnight Moon” Results In Area Dad Losing His Shit
Buffalo, NY—Cliff Fandango, a Biology teacher at South Park High School has become totally frustrated with his nine-month old son Finn Fandango. On several occasions the elder Fandango has lost …
Read MoreLocal Author Finds Poetic Voice
Buffalo, NY—During a recent lake vacation while watching a hawk methodically circle the sky, local author P.A.Kane (Written In The Stars: The Book Of Molly; Leaving Jackson Wolf and coming …
Read MoreLocal Woman Wants To Date Someone Not Obsessed With Josh Allen
Amherst, New York—Andrea Ogletree, a twenty-five year old graduate student at the University of Buffalo recently started dating again after ending a long term relationship with her boyfriend Andre. The …
Read MoreSocially Awkward Cheektowaga Man Thriving During Pandemic
Cheektowaga, NY—The life of Ostanti Grosz, an overnight manager at the Union Road, Storage Plus, has changed in a big way since the onset of the Covid 19. Prior to …
Read MoreLocal Man Heartbroken To Learn Children Plan To Throw All His Shit Away After He Dies
Buffalo, NY—John Fleederhosuer, a seventy-nine year retired UAW machinist was shocked and heartbroken to learn that upon his death his two grown children plan to throw all his shit away. …
Read MoreSenior Citizen ANTIFA Members Step Forward With Message: Don’t Fuck With Us!!!
Buffalo, NY— Earlier this week President Trump retweeted a report by @OANN suggesting 75 year-old Buffalo protester, Martin Gugino, who was pushed to the ground by police and was bleeding …
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