Trump To Host 2018 National Spelling Bee
Washington D.C.— With the Republican tax plan now on a glide path to hurt millions of middle class Americans earning less than $75K a year, President Trump is set to …
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Woman Mistakes Hair Trimmer For Sex Toy, Spends Hours Grooming Boyfriend
Buffalo, NY—Maria Herculano, a forty year old Dietician recently started to openly complain that her four year relationship with boyfriend Paul Richardson, a forty-two year old Optical Lab Equipment salesman, …
Read MoreRecurring Sign Inspires Oil Worker To Start RUSH Cover Band
Fort McMurray, Alberta—Inspired by a series of recurring signs, a twenty-seven year old machinist, Gordie Logan quit his lucrative job in the Canadian sands oil fields to start a Rush …
Read MorePardoned Turkeys Lack Of Gratitude Angers Trump
Washington, D.C.— Ahead of flying off to his resort at Mar-a-Largo, for the eighth time this year, President Trump took some time to pardon two prospective Thanksgiving turkeys aptly named, …
Read MoreHHS Nominee Alex Azar Confused With Fantasy Sports Host Adam Aizer
Washington D.C.—It started on their Twitter feeds, Health and Human Services nominee Alex Azar was peppered with questions about fair trade value for suspended Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott and …
Read MoreTrillionth Play Of Hotel California Drains Man’s Will To Live
West Seneca, NY—Fifty-Five year old freelance Efficiency Expert, Frank Deely, has spent a lifetime observing workplace operations all over the country. While his job lands him in many diverse places …
Read MoreHapless Bills Affirm Order Of Universe Safe
Buffalo, New York—After two successive losses by the Buffalo Bills, including a 47-10 home ass whooping by the New Orleans Saints the sometimes questionable order of the universe remains stable. …
Read MoreNRA Staffers Annoyed At Being Called Into Work After Massacre
Fairfax, Va.—In the wake of the mass shooting at a Baptist Church in Sutherland Springs, Texas that left twenty-six dead and thirty injured, NRA communication staffers Whitaker Thompson and Niles …
Read MoreHillary Clinton Turns Herself In At Brooklyn Jail
Brooklyn, NY—With a yoga mat, some scented candles, the complete works of Joan Didion and an iPod loaded with Nino Rota soundtracks, former First Lady and Secretary of State, Hillary …
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Scholars Raise Questions About Formation of Leviticus
Hebron, Israel—A recent cache of of rabbinical letters found in the west bank city of Hebron has raised questions among scholars about the book of Leviticus. Addressed to all Israelites, …
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