Judge Judy Heals Injured Worker And More . . .
Elma, NY—Convalescing from a shoulder injury he incurred at work, FedEx veteran Marcel Bovine has been healed and more by Judge Judy. The slow road to recovery for Bovine has …
Read MoreAuthor: P.A. Kane
Russian Long Jumper Seeks Date With Bills QB, Josh Allen
Buffalo NY—Last week, powered by one passing and two running touchdowns from rookie quarterback Josh Allen the Buffalo Bills defeated the Minnesota Vikings 27-6. While leading the Bills to this improbable …
Read MorePresident Trump Declares Four Bills Super Bowl Losses Fake News
Buffalo, NY—As Bills fans brace for one of the most challenging seasons in history, President Donald J. Trump has declared the four Bills Super Bowls losses null and void. According …
Read MoreSenior Buffalo Mud Contributor Drives Into Lackwanna Ditch
Buffalo NY—Senior Buffalo Mud Contributor and Kanye West fixer, David P. Zach drove his 1995 Chrysler LeBaron into a ditch along Ridge Road in Lackawanna early last night. Zach sustained …
Read MoreAnonymous Op-Ed: I Am The Resistence
I am Luke Skywalker. I am William Wallace. I am Richard Marx. I am those kids in Red Dawn. In short, I am the Resistance. And I am trying to …
Read MoreDiocese Creates “Fun Task Force” To Improve Its Sagging Image
Buffalo, NY—In light of recent criticism of the Diocese of Buffalo and Bishop Malone for creating, yet another, pointless, ineffectual and opaque task force to address crimes of sexual abuse …
Read MoreLocal Author Will Write You Into New Novel For Cash
West Seneca, N.Y.—For cash payments local author P.A. Kane will write you into his new novel, Leaving Jackson Wolf. With the crowdfunding phenomenon sweeping the country Kane thinks this would …
Read MoreHAPPY BELATED NATIONAL LIMERICK DAY (May 12)
Senior Mud Contibutor—David P. Zach— Ten little Indians, they dined …
Read MoreYears of Fucking Over Western New York Ends With U.S. Attorney Fucking Chris Collins
With his arrest on charges of insider trading NY 27 Congressman, Chris Collins reign of terror in Western New York is coming to a predictable end. But unlike autocratic Collins …
Read MoreLocal Author’s Wife Plans David Sedaris Torture
Buffalo, NY—Married for what seems like a thousand years, Donna Kane the wife of local author P.A. Kane has informed her often distant and non-responsive husband that when he becomes …
Read More