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Buffalo NY—After years of a shaky sexless marriage Marion Dombrowski of Kaisertown finally talked her way too proud husband Stan into securing pills to help him and her with his …
Mature Kaisertown Woman Stumbles Onto Secret For Mind Blowing Sex Read MoreGrove City, Pa.— Most people are lucky to go through life possessing one noble quality. Perhaps they are as honest as the day is long. Or as dependable as the …
I Am A Handsome Stable Genius Read MorePalm Beach, Fl—Judging from recent images, where his collar butts up to his granite chin and jaw, it appears that motivational speaker and New York Times best-selling author Tony Robbins …
Tony Robbins’ Neck Is Missing And He Is The Asshole We Always Knew He Was Read MoreBuffalo, NY—In the no brainerest of all no brainer decision, the editorial staff at Buffalo Mud fully and unequivocally endorses Marianne Williamson as the next President of these United States. …
Buffalo Mud Endorses Candidate Of Love For President: Marianne Williamson Read MoreBuffalo, NY—To raise his political profile for an expected run at the NY27 congressional seat in 2020, Erie County Comptroller, Stefan Mychajliw (Mychajliw– pronounced: Opportunitstfuckingasshole) is using county’s Whistleblower Hotline …
Mychajliw’s Hotline Receives Two-Hundred-Forty-One Calls Regarding Howard Stern’s Penis Read MoreBuffalo NY— In the long, knife twisting history of Buffalo sports futility No Goal is only out flanked by Wide Right. June 19, 2019 marked the twentieth anniversary of Brett …
Twenty Years Later “No Goal” Still Makes Locals Feel Like Losers Read MoreNew York, NY—This week Death Magazine published its annual “Lamest Way To Die,” edition and topping this year’s list was vaping. With the introduction e-cigarettes in 2007, vaping has grown …
Death Magazine Says “Vaping” Is The Lamest Way To Die Read MoreBuffalo, NY—A four-year old bloodhound named Klondike was out for his morning pee when he accidently caught on with runners along the Marine Drive stretch of the Buffalo Half Marathon. …
Marine Drive Dog Out To Pee Accidentally Runs Buffalo Half Marathon And Places Fifth Read MoreWest Seneca, NY—Larry Puddlenut, an Algebra teacher at West Middle School is disturbed by the abundance of emails he is receiving from Joe Biden. A lifelong Democrat and contributor to …
Middle Scool Teacher Disturbed By Endless Fucking Emails From Joe Biden Read More“Why the hell can’t anyone stick the landing?” Local Pennsylvanian and Senior Mud Contributor- David P. Zach has a problem with how storytellers are wrapping up their tales. “I don’t …
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