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Buffalo NY—Through luck, happenstance and grace, local drummer Ron Leisten was bestowed with the moniker “Bad Ronald,” by legendary Western New York artist, Greg Sterlace. But as a result of …
Movement To Demote Local Drummer “Bad Ronald” To “Just Ronald” Growing Read MoreWest Seneca, NY—Music snob, and local author P.A.Kane (Leaving Jackson Wolf; Written In The Stars: The Book Of Molly) says that Yacht Rock radio— smooth, soulless niche music—produces feelings of …
Music Snob Says Yacht Rock Produces Extreme Feelings Of Indifference Read MoreBuffalo NY—A 911 call was placed by Kaisertown resident Stan Dombrowski when his wife, Marion became unresponsive during an extended session of coitus. The couple had recently resumed their long …
Extreme Sex Leads To Kaisertown Woman’s Death, Husband Faces Possible Charges Read MoreWashington D.C.—This past week President Trump signed a bill permanently reauthorizing the September 11th Victim Compensation Fund, which provides health care funding for surviving first responders of the nine-eleven terror …
The Real Places Where Trump Was A First Responder Read MoreBuffalo NY—After years of a shaky sexless marriage Marion Dombrowski of Kaisertown finally talked her way too proud husband Stan into securing pills to help him and her with his …
Mature Kaisertown Woman Stumbles Onto Secret For Mind Blowing Sex Read MoreGrove City, Pa.— Most people are lucky to go through life possessing one noble quality. Perhaps they are as honest as the day is long. Or as dependable as the …
I Am A Handsome Stable Genius Read MorePalm Beach, Fl—Judging from recent images, where his collar butts up to his granite chin and jaw, it appears that motivational speaker and New York Times best-selling author Tony Robbins …
Tony Robbins’ Neck Is Missing And He Is The Asshole We Always Knew He Was Read MoreBuffalo, NY—In the no brainerest of all no brainer decision, the editorial staff at Buffalo Mud fully and unequivocally endorses Marianne Williamson as the next President of these United States. …
Buffalo Mud Endorses Candidate Of Love For President: Marianne Williamson Read MoreBuffalo, NY—To raise his political profile for an expected run at the NY27 congressional seat in 2020, Erie County Comptroller, Stefan Mychajliw (Mychajliw– pronounced: Opportunitstfuckingasshole) is using county’s Whistleblower Hotline …
Mychajliw’s Hotline Receives Two-Hundred-Forty-One Calls Regarding Howard Stern’s Penis Read MoreBuffalo NY— In the long, knife twisting history of Buffalo sports futility No Goal is only out flanked by Wide Right. June 19, 2019 marked the twentieth anniversary of Brett …
Twenty Years Later “No Goal” Still Makes Locals Feel Like Losers Read More