DNA Test Links Senior Mud Contributor To Marie Osmond
Buffalo NY—This week DNA tests linked Senior Mud Contributor and Kanye West fixer, David P. Zach to Marie Osmond of the famous Utah entertainment family, the Osmond’s. In the wake …
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Cheektowaga Man Plans Summer Book Release: “A Beginners Guide To Bad Tattoos”
Cheektowaga, NY—Cleve Hill resident Shawn Morrissey is planning a summer 2019 release of tattoo book titled: A Beginners Guide to Bad Tattoos. This guide book will delve into the history …
Read MoreJudge Judy Heals Injured Worker And More . . .
Elma, NY—Convalescing from a shoulder injury he incurred at work, FedEx veteran Marcel Bovine has been healed and more by Judge Judy. The slow road to recovery for Bovine has …
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Russian Long Jumper Seeks Date With Bills QB, Josh Allen
Buffalo NY—Last week, powered by one passing and two running touchdowns from rookie quarterback Josh Allen the Buffalo Bills defeated the Minnesota Vikings 27-6. While leading the Bills to this improbable …
Read MorePresident Trump Declares Four Bills Super Bowl Losses Fake News
Buffalo, NY—As Bills fans brace for one of the most challenging seasons in history, President Donald J. Trump has declared the four Bills Super Bowls losses null and void. According …
Read MoreSenior Buffalo Mud Contributor Drives Into Lackwanna Ditch
Buffalo NY—Senior Buffalo Mud Contributor and Kanye West fixer, David P. Zach drove his 1995 Chrysler LeBaron into a ditch along Ridge Road in Lackawanna early last night. Zach sustained …
Read MoreAnonymous Op-Ed: I Am The Resistence
I am Luke Skywalker. I am William Wallace. I am Richard Marx. I am those kids in Red Dawn. In short, I am the Resistance. And I am trying to …
Read MoreDiocese Creates “Fun Task Force” To Improve Its Sagging Image
Buffalo, NY—In light of recent criticism of the Diocese of Buffalo and Bishop Malone for creating, yet another, pointless, ineffectual and opaque task force to address crimes of sexual abuse …
Read MoreLocal Author Will Write You Into New Novel For Cash
West Seneca, N.Y.—For cash payments local author P.A. Kane will write you into his new novel, Leaving Jackson Wolf. With the crowdfunding phenomenon sweeping the country Kane thinks this would …
Read MoreHAPPY BELATED NATIONAL LIMERICK DAY (May 12)
Senior Mud Contibutor—David P. Zach— Ten little Indians, they dined …
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