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Local author, P.A.Kane was putting together a flyer to promote his latest book, “Larry Plumb Is Still Here.” When he showed his wife the picture he intended to use, she …
ChatGPT Deems Local Author’s Appearance: “More Compelling Than Stereotypical Hotness” Read More
Buffalo, NY—At the end of St. Casmir’s fall pickleball league in Kaisertown, ballroom dance instructor Pepper Parabola underwent knee replacement surgery. In addition to her longtime boyfriend, Tim Trapizoid, helping …
Love Triangle Throws Pickleball League Into Disarray Read More
Buffalo, NY—This week Buffalo State English professor Sandra Swillobee ended her eighteen-month relationship with arborist Glenn Guildinspruce. To reduce the sting of this heartbreak, Swillobee has employed self-care techniques for …
Local Woman Finds Clarity And Healing Through Self-Care Read More
Rockland County, NY—When he came across a photo of his three-year-old nephew, Parker, sporting New York Jets gear on social media, Uncle Paul copied it and sent a WTF?—text to …
Seeing Nephew In Jets Gear, Uncle Paul Mobilizes Intervention Read More
South Buffalo, NY—Before attending a show at The Caz this past Saturday night, Norbert Garfunkel, his wife, and their friends the Nolandorfs stopped at the Dog & Pony Saloon for …
Music Snob Pisses Off Bar Playing “Gary’s Got A Boner” By The Replacements Thirty-Seven Times In A Row Read More
Buffalo, NY—Larry Lighthouse Sr. congratulated his son Larry Jr. on reaching the milestone of his fortieth birthday. He told his son that he had become a fine man and was …
On Fortieth Birthday Father Informs Son He Must Either Get Serious About World War II History Or Smoking Meats Read More
Buffalo, NY—The internet and high-speed computing have become a pervasive part of life across the globe. Right now, sitting in the pockets of billions of people is a handheld computer …
Mailroom Guy Annoys The Shit Out Of Coworkers With His Mock Drafts Read More
Washington, D.C.—While markets tumbled precipitously Monday, President Donald Trump participated in the White House’s traditional Easter Egg Roll and Coloring Contest. Like at his Doral Golf Club, where he recently …
Trump Declares Victory In Coloring Contest, Egg Roll—Calls Kids ‘Major Losers’ Read More
Augusta, Ga.—In June 2024, Bucky Bergen, an underwriter at Basil Toyota in Lockport, purchased a “Practice Round” pass for last week’s Masters Tournament at the famed Augusta National Golf Club. …
Masters Officials Block Lockport Man With “Practice Round” Pass From Teeing Off Read More
Buffalo, NY—On April 2nd, voters from various right-wing groups across Western New York were upset with President Trump’s wide-ranging tariffs, which tanked markets and impacted their savings and retirement accounts. …
Voters Want Trump To Focus On Pain and Misery Rather Than Economy Read More