Stefon Diggs: “Maybe It Was Me”…
This past offseason disgruntled Buffalo Bills wide out Stefon Diggs was traded to the Houston Texans for a 2025 second-round draft pick. Despite having all-pro talent, Diggs and his accompanying …
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Democrats Pivot to New Enemy: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
USA— Donald Trump and the Republican Party won a decisive electoral victory last week riding a wave of economic disillusionment, xenophobia, sexism, and transphobia, Trump gained ground in every county …
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South Buffalo Man Solves Vodka Problem With Bourbon
South Buffalo—On a recent visit to his favorite liquor store, Abbott Wine & Spirits, South Buffalo native Frank Forkemworm started to think that perhaps he was drinking too much—not too …
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Local Author Plagued by the Tyranny of Oxford Comma
Buffalo, NY—Ahead of the release of his latest novel, Larry Plumb Is Still Here, local author P.A. Kane has been plagued by the tyranny of the Oxford comma and other …
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Deprived Of References To Sharks, Windmills And Carnage Leaves Some Western New Yorkers Confused At Harris/Walz Rollout
Western New York—The electric rollout of Kamala Harris and Tim Walz’s presidential campaign on Tuesday night left some Western New Yorkers a little confused. Despite a host of speakers that …
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Update and Seasons Greetings
Buffalo, NY—Hello. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus and all the rest. I wanted to take a moment at the end of the year to wish all Mud readers and …
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Local Author Taking Temporary Leave To Pursue “Baywatch Silver” Project
Buffalo, NY—This week local author P.A.Kane announced he is taking a temporary leave from his popular fake news/satire website Buffalo Mud to write and star in a television production called …
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Local Musician Feels Incredible Anxiety And Judgment From Lou Reed Postcard
Clarence, NY—In 2010, as his parents were divorcing, Frankie Ferraro went on an overnight trip with his overcompensating dad to the Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland. Though Ferraro was …
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Sloan Man Releases Treasure Trove Of Millard Fillmore Fan Fiction
Sloan, NY—Before fan fiction was ever a thing, Stanley Sokowtowski was writing richly imagined narratives about the 13th President of the United States and Buffalo native, Millard Fillmore. Formal history …
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Leak Reveals John Bolton’s Intrepid Mustache Planning To Knock Trump Out Presidential Race
Washington D.C.—This week a leak revealed that the intrepid mustache of former National Security Advisor, John Bolton was hatching a plan to knock Donald Trump out of the 2024 presidential …
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