Holy Fuck, Someone Married Stephen Miller
Washington, D.C.—Monday morning the world was stunned to learn Trump Senior Advisor and White Supremacist, Stephen Miller found an actual woman to marry him. Prior to the marriage, Miller’s new …
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New Photo Reveals Local Author Is HUGE!
Buffalo, NY—For years local author P.A.Kane has endured rumors regarding his lack of manhood. A recently leaked photograph seems to refute these rumors and reveal the author to be HUGE. …
Read MoreThe Real Places Where Trump Was A First Responder
Washington D.C.—This past week President Trump signed a bill permanently reauthorizing the September 11th Victim Compensation Fund, which provides health care funding for surviving first responders of the nine-eleven terror …
Read MorePresident Trump Declares Four Bills Super Bowl Losses Fake News
Buffalo, NY—As Bills fans brace for one of the most challenging seasons in history, President Donald J. Trump has declared the four Bills Super Bowls losses null and void. According …
Read MoreREVERSAL – Hush Money Payment Made WAS Made!
By David P. Zach—Senior Mud Contributor— Washington D.C.—The following is an official release from the office of Rudolf William Lewis Giuliani, Attorney at Law: “To begin, I want to emphasize …
Read MorePreparing For Crash White House Staffers Make Lifeboat Inquiries
Washington D.C.—This week an unhinged President Trump accepted the resignation of chief confidant Hope Hicks, referred to Attorney General, Jeff Sessions as DISGRACEFUL, embraced many of the left’s positions on …
Read MoreBuffalo City Hall Named Phallic Structure Of The Year Again
Buffalo, NY—For the tenth consecutive Buffalo City Hall was named Phallic Structure of the Year by Architectural Digest. The 1931, thirty-two story Art Deco building was designed by architects …
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