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Cambridge, Ma.—Researchers at Harvard University found high levels of frustration among Boomer and Gen X men dealing with their screen obsessed, self-absorbed, unmotivated children. Study participants expressed a desire for …
Researchers Find Boomer And Gen X Men Desire Old School Discipline And Justice Read MoreBuffalo, NY—Last week the Wall Street Journal reported porn star Stormy Daniels received $130,000 in payments prior to the 2016 election to remain silent about a 2006 affair with Donald …
Local Author Willing To Deny Sexual Relationship With Trump In Lieu Of $200K Payment Read MoreWashington D.C.— With the Republican tax plan now on a glide path to hurt millions of middle class Americans earning less than $75K a year, President Trump is set to …
Trump To Host 2018 National Spelling Bee Read MoreWashington, D.C.— Ahead of flying off to his resort at Mar-a-Largo, for the eighth time this year, President Trump took some time to pardon two prospective Thanksgiving turkeys aptly named, …
Pardoned Turkeys Lack Of Gratitude Angers Trump Read MoreFairfax, Va.—In the wake of the mass shooting at a Baptist Church in Sutherland Springs, Texas that left twenty-six dead and thirty injured, NRA communication staffers Whitaker Thompson and Niles …
NRA Staffers Annoyed At Being Called Into Work After Massacre Read MoreBrooklyn, NY—With a yoga mat, some scented candles, the complete works of Joan Didion and an iPod loaded with Nino Rota soundtracks, former First Lady and Secretary of State, Hillary …
Hillary Clinton Turns Herself In At Brooklyn Jail Read MorePalo Alto, Ca.—First, Cosby, then Weiner and Trump and now allegations of abhorrent sexual misconduct by Hollywood power broker and movie mogul, Harvey Weinstein has made maintence engineer Jim Dunphy …
Palo Alto Man Realizes He’s A Total Asshole Read MoreModesto Ca.—Ted Cruz is pictured in his Twitter feed looking augustly into the future above a profile that proudly states: Father of two, @heidiecruz’s husband, fighter for liberty. Representing the …
Ted Cruz Porn Revelations Has Adult Industry Reeling Read More