Trump To Host 2018 National Spelling Bee
Washington D.C.— With the Republican tax plan now on a glide path to hurt millions of middle class Americans earning less than $75K a year, President Trump is set to …
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Pardoned Turkeys Lack Of Gratitude Angers Trump
Washington, D.C.— Ahead of flying off to his resort at Mar-a-Largo, for the eighth time this year, President Trump took some time to pardon two prospective Thanksgiving turkeys aptly named, …
Read MoreNRA Staffers Annoyed At Being Called Into Work After Massacre
Fairfax, Va.—In the wake of the mass shooting at a Baptist Church in Sutherland Springs, Texas that left twenty-six dead and thirty injured, NRA communication staffers Whitaker Thompson and Niles …
Read MoreHillary Clinton Turns Herself In At Brooklyn Jail
Brooklyn, NY—With a yoga mat, some scented candles, the complete works of Joan Didion and an iPod loaded with Nino Rota soundtracks, former First Lady and Secretary of State, Hillary …
Read MorePalo Alto Man Realizes He’s A Total Asshole
Palo Alto, Ca.—First, Cosby, then Weiner and Trump and now allegations of abhorrent sexual misconduct by Hollywood power broker and movie mogul, Harvey Weinstein has made maintence engineer Jim Dunphy …
Read MoreTed Cruz Porn Revelations Has Adult Industry Reeling
Modesto Ca.—Ted Cruz is pictured in his Twitter feed looking augustly into the future above a profile that proudly states: Father of two, @heidiecruz’s husband, fighter for liberty. Representing the …
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