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Buffalo, N.Y.—On Thursday medical officials and Reckitt Benckiser, the United Kingdom-based owner of Lysol rebuffed President Trump for suggesting that household disinfectant products could be used to clean the lungs …
Local Author Thinking Outside The Box Just Like President Trump Read MoreWashington D.C.— Inside sources say later this week President Trump will have the ShamWow pitchman, Vince Shlomi make an appearance at his daily press briefing to demonstrate how to effectively …
ShamWow Guy To Make Appearance At Trump Press Briefing Read MoreWashington, D.C.—Monday morning the world was stunned to learn Trump Senior Advisor and White Supremacist, Stephen Miller found an actual woman to marry him. Prior to the marriage, Miller’s new …
Holy Fuck, Someone Married Stephen Miller Read MoreUnited States, America— The price of war is something most people will never comprehend. The human toll cannot truly be conveyed by fleeting images on the six o’clock news. Sure, …
The Price Of War Read MoreUnited States, America—With the new school year (aka the shooting season) ramping up parents are not only buying pencils and rulers, but the latest bulletproof apparel. As mass shootings continue …
Bulletproof Apparel: It’s Sensible And It Looks Good Too… Read MoreWheeling, WV—A wide-ranging study conducted by Schlong University found that military style, AR15 gun owners have the highest prevalence of micro-penises in the country. Lead researcher Dr. Christopher Hoggsealt said …
Study Finds AR15 Owners Have Highest Prevalence Of Micro-Penises Read MoreWashington D.C.—This past week President Trump signed a bill permanently reauthorizing the September 11th Victim Compensation Fund, which provides health care funding for surviving first responders of the nine-eleven terror …
The Real Places Where Trump Was A First Responder Read MorePalm Beach, Fl—Judging from recent images, where his collar butts up to his granite chin and jaw, it appears that motivational speaker and New York Times best-selling author Tony Robbins …
Tony Robbins’ Neck Is Missing And He Is The Asshole We Always Knew He Was Read MoreBuffalo, NY—In the no brainerest of all no brainer decision, the editorial staff at Buffalo Mud fully and unequivocally endorses Marianne Williamson as the next President of these United States. …
Buffalo Mud Endorses Candidate Of Love For President: Marianne Williamson Read MoreWest Seneca, NY—Larry Puddlenut, an Algebra teacher at West Middle School is disturbed by the abundance of emails he is receiving from Joe Biden. A lifelong Democrat and contributor to …
Middle Scool Teacher Disturbed By Endless Fucking Emails From Joe Biden Read More