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A new double-blind study conducted by The Lancet found that Western New Yorkers, on average, think about Buffalo Bills quarterback Josh Allen two hundred seventy-one minutes or 4.51 hours per day. The number varies depending on the time of year, rising at the start of the football season in September and falling at the end of season. The numbers rise and fall incrementally with various offseason events like free agency, the draft and mandatory mini-camp in June.

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Local Author Electrifies All Four People At Last Event Of The Year

December 23, 2025January 13, 2026 - by P.A. Kane

West Seneca, NY—In support of his latest novel, Larry Plumb Is Still Here, local author P.A. Kane has been doing book talks and signings at various venues and libraries throughout …

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Local Woman Adjusts Practice Of Stoicism To Meet World’s Bullshit

July 12, 2025July 12, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Marcus Aurelius was the Roman Emperor from 161 to 180 during the Nerva-Antonine dynasty, a period of relative peace and stability across the vast Roman Empire. He was also …

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Old Man With Device That Shoots Oranges Terrorizing Teens At Park

June 26, 2025July 5, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—An old man with a device that shoots oranges has been terrorizing teens at Delaware Park. Images of the old man and his orange propulsion device have surfaced, but …

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Area Teachers Preparing For Heavy End Year Drinking

June 21, 2025June 22, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Western New York—As the school year comes to a close this week, area teachers are not only creating summer reading lists, grading exams, and buttoning up classrooms, but also are …

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ChatGPT Deems Local Author’s Appearance: “More Compelling Than Stereotypical Hotness”

June 5, 2025June 6, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Local author, P.A.Kane was putting together a flyer to promote his latest book, “Larry Plumb Is Still Here.” When he showed his wife the picture he intended to use, she …

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Love Triangle Throws Pickleball League Into Disarray

May 29, 2025May 30, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—At the end of St. Casmir’s fall pickleball league in Kaisertown, ballroom dance instructor Pepper Parabola underwent knee replacement surgery. In addition to her longtime boyfriend, Tim Trapizoid, helping …

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Local Woman Finds Clarity And Healing Through Self-Care

May 22, 2025May 23, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—This week Buffalo State English professor Sandra Swillobee ended her eighteen-month relationship with arborist Glenn Guildinspruce. To reduce the sting of this heartbreak, Swillobee has employed self-care techniques for …

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Seeing Nephew In Jets Gear, Uncle Paul Mobilizes Intervention

May 15, 2025May 16, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Rockland County, NY—When he came across a photo of his three-year-old nephew, Parker, sporting New York Jets gear on social media, Uncle Paul copied it and sent a WTF?—text to …

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Music Snob Pisses Off Bar Playing “Gary’s Got A Boner” By The Replacements Thirty-Seven Times In A Row

May 8, 2025May 9, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

South Buffalo, NY—Before attending a show at The Caz this past Saturday night, Norbert Garfunkel, his wife, and their friends the Nolandorfs stopped at the Dog & Pony Saloon for …