Local Author Already Sick Of Being Zen
Buffalo, NY—Freed from the tyranny of nearly three decades corporate service local author P.A. Kane now spends his days in peace and tranquility walking in the woods with his dog, …
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Fans Set To Stage Fake Death Of Rocker Todd Rundgren After Leaked Emails Reveal He’ll Never Get Hall Nod
Cleveland, Ohio—Like in the early 1990’s on the X-Files when deep state actors prevented the Buffalo Bills from ever winning the Super Bowl, a leaked email exchange between outgoing chairman …
Read MoreReplacement Purists Condemn Response To Beach Slang Video
United States, America—Purist fans of the legendary rock band The Replacements were universal in their condemnation of old school poster “Feelin-Like-A-Hundred-Bucks” for his positive Facebook response to a Beach Slang …
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Speculation Abounds About Retired Teacher’s Man Purse
Buffalo NY—From his tweed jackets to his pork pie hats retired Buffalo School Teacher, Jesse Holmes cuts a sporty metro look. But style isn’t just skinny jeans and sweater vests …
Read MoreMusic Snob Says Yacht Rock Produces Extreme Feelings Of Indifference
West Seneca, NY—Music snob, and local author P.A.Kane (Leaving Jackson Wolf; Written In The Stars: The Book Of Molly) says that Yacht Rock radio— smooth, soulless niche music—produces feelings of …
Read MoreMature Kaisertown Woman Stumbles Onto Secret For Mind Blowing Sex
Buffalo NY—After years of a shaky sexless marriage Marion Dombrowski of Kaisertown finally talked her way too proud husband Stan into securing pills to help him and her with his …
Read MoreI Am A Handsome Stable Genius
Grove City, Pa.— Most people are lucky to go through life possessing one noble quality. Perhaps they are as honest as the day is long. Or as dependable as the …
Read MoreDeath Magazine Says “Vaping” Is The Lamest Way To Die
New York, NY—This week Death Magazine published its annual “Lamest Way To Die,” edition and topping this year’s list was vaping. With the introduction e-cigarettes in 2007, vaping has grown …
Read MoreGame Of Boned!
“Why the hell can’t anyone stick the landing?” Local Pennsylvanian and Senior Mud Contributor- David P. Zach has a problem with how storytellers are wrapping up their tales. “I don’t …
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Ex-Wife Of Amazon Founder Never To Sleep with Another Dork
Seattle Wa.—MacKenzie Bezos recently reached a thirty-five billion dollar divorce settlement with her husband of twenty-five years, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos. While the split was couched in gauzy terms: loving …
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