Lifelong Liberal Wants To Know How “Ayn Rand” Book Ended Up On His Bookshelf
Buffalo, NY—He was at Madison Square Garden for the “No Nukes” concert in ‘79. He was at the WTO protests in Seattle in 1999. And, this past spring he marched …
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Children’s Classic “Goodnight Moon” Results In Area Dad Losing His Shit
Buffalo, NY—Cliff Fandango, a Biology teacher at South Park High School has become totally frustrated with his nine-month old son Finn Fandango. On several occasions the elder Fandango has lost …
Read MoreLocal Author Finds Poetic Voice
Buffalo, NY—During a recent lake vacation while watching a hawk methodically circle the sky, local author P.A.Kane (Written In The Stars: The Book Of Molly; Leaving Jackson Wolf and coming …
Read MoreArea Mental Health Professionals Overwhelmed With Questions About The Bills
Buffalo, New York—With the Covid 19 pandemic building steam for a second wave . . . with unemployment at ten-percent . . . with tensions from racial unrest surging . …
Read MoreSarah Palin To Star In Falwell Porno
Anchorage, Alaska—Unemployed and recently divorced former Alaska governor and Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin announced this week she has contracted with Powtang Studios to star in a pornographic film titled “Two …
Read MoreKenmore Man Learns To Be Himself By Loving Night Ranger
Kenmore, NY — My name is Robert Ravenclaw and in 1984 I was thirteen years old. Both of my parents worked, and every day my two best friends, Dewy and …
Read MoreSaturday Night Fever Brought Solace To Buffalo Man With Over-Sized Head . . .
Buffalo, NY—This past week while engaging in the popular Facebook game of posting the ten albums that most influenced you, David Kaprosch (aka: Rolling Stone Dave) of Kaisertown, made the …
Read MoreCovid-19 Wreaks Havoc On Summer Concert Season For Local Rock Fan
Buffalo, NY—He’s raved with Iggy Pop, hung out with Bruce Springsteen and rolicked with Alice Cooper, but local rock fan Daryl Brothers will be sheltering in place as Covid-19 rips …
Read MoreIrish Revelers Make Plans To Quarantine Along Old Neighborhood Parade Route
Buffalo, New York—While parades have been cancelled in Boston, Chicago, Cleveland and Dublin, due to fears arising from Coronavirus, the quintessential St. Patrick’s Day celebration, the Old Neighborhood Parade in …
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Pre-Schooler Takes Steps In Understanding The Only True Fun In Life Is Drinking And Getting Laid
Indian Rocks Beach, Fl.—Building sand castles with his parents at Indian Rocks Beach this past Saturday morning preschooler Dylan Claymore of Kenmore took his first steps in understanding the only …
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