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West Seneca, NY—Fifty-Five year old freelance Efficiency Expert, Frank Deely, has spent a lifetime observing workplace operations all over the country. While his job lands him in many diverse places …
Trillionth Play Of Hotel California Drains Man’s Will To Live Read MoreBuffalo, New York—After two successive losses by the Buffalo Bills, including a 47-10 home ass whooping by the New Orleans Saints the sometimes questionable order of the universe remains stable. …
Hapless Bills Affirm Order Of Universe Safe Read MoreFairfax, Va.—In the wake of the mass shooting at a Baptist Church in Sutherland Springs, Texas that left twenty-six dead and thirty injured, NRA communication staffers Whitaker Thompson and Niles …
NRA Staffers Annoyed At Being Called Into Work After Massacre Read MoreBrooklyn, NY—With a yoga mat, some scented candles, the complete works of Joan Didion and an iPod loaded with Nino Rota soundtracks, former First Lady and Secretary of State, Hillary …
Hillary Clinton Turns Herself In At Brooklyn Jail Read More
Hebron, Israel—A recent cache of of rabbinical letters found in the west bank city of Hebron has raised questions among scholars about the book of Leviticus. Addressed to all Israelites, …
Scholars Raise Questions About Formation of Leviticus Read MoreSenior Mud Contributor—David P. Zach Buffalo, NY—A civil lawsuit has been filed in Buffalo City Court against the owners of Calvin’s Bakery in North Park, by Mikey O’Connell of University …
Offensive Cake Spurs Civil Lawsuit Read MoreBuffalo, NY—The promising relationship between lapsed Catholic, Brandon McDermott and Lutheran, Katie Robinson abruptly came to an end due to inter-denominational differences. Before meeting Robinson, McDermott, a thirty year old …
Promising Inter-Denominational Relationship Ends Read MorePalo Alto, Ca.—First, Cosby, then Weiner and Trump and now allegations of abhorrent sexual misconduct by Hollywood power broker and movie mogul, Harvey Weinstein has made maintence engineer Jim Dunphy …
Palo Alto Man Realizes He’s A Total Asshole Read MoreBuffalo, NY—Three generations of McClure women: Lisa, Jesse and Madison sat at the family dining room table with a big bottle of cabernet mourning the death of the great Tom …
Tom Petty Songs Inspire Three Generations Of First Kisses Read MoreBuffalo, NY—Sitting on their usual happy hour stools this past Friday afternoon at the Cobblestone on South Park Avenue watching Fox News, Kitty Litorus and her husband Mike, confused thirty-one …
Trump Supporters Confuse Stephen Miller For Steve Miller Read More