The Return Of Buffman
By David P. Zach—Senior Mud Contributor. Good news snowflakes: Marvel Studios has contracted with Martin Scorsese to bring their beloved superhero Buffman to the big screen! Buffman was a staple …
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Local Author Willing To Deny Sexual Relationship With Trump In Lieu Of $200K Payment
Buffalo, NY—Last week the Wall Street Journal reported porn star Stormy Daniels received $130,000 in payments prior to the 2016 election to remain silent about a 2006 affair with Donald …
Read MoreWoman Finds True Self In Past Wine And Necking Choices
Tampa, Fl.—This past week after receiving Facebook birthday wishes from friends, Diane Fox was reminded of some questionaable wine and necking choices she made in high school. Divorced three times, …
Read MoreLocal Author Mocked, Scorned and Threatened For Expectations About Bills Playoff Chances
Buffalo, NY—While acknowledging how great it was to end the playoff drought and how excited he was about the direction of the Bills under Sean McDermott and Brandon Beane, local …
Read MoreDitched Delivery Driver Questions Life Choices
Arcade, NY—On the Saturday before Christmas, with darkness approaching, steady snow and thirty-seven deliveries left, rural FedEx Express driver Chuck Ollenburg’s Mercedes Sprinter slipped helplessly into a ditch off of …
Read MoreLocal Man Files Suit Against Himself For Mental And Sexual Abuse
Buffalo, NY—An unemployed forty-three year old restaurant worker from the Old First Ward, John Dunphy, alleged mental and sexual abuse against himself in Buffalo Civil Court last week. In the …
Read MoreWe Hurt Too: # Bald Lives Matter
Orchard Park, NY—Despite solid families, big jobs, vacation homes in Florida and being the 1.5 millionth ranked Amazon author the follically-challenged Kane brothers still hurt. For years there were the …
Read MoreTrump To Host 2018 National Spelling Bee
Washington D.C.— With the Republican tax plan now on a glide path to hurt millions of middle class Americans earning less than $75K a year, President Trump is set to …
Read MoreWoman Mistakes Hair Trimmer For Sex Toy, Spends Hours Grooming Boyfriend
Buffalo, NY—Maria Herculano, a forty year old Dietician recently started to openly complain that her four year relationship with boyfriend Paul Richardson, a forty-two year old Optical Lab Equipment salesman, …
Read MoreRecurring Sign Inspires Oil Worker To Start RUSH Cover Band
Fort McMurray, Alberta—Inspired by a series of recurring signs, a twenty-seven year old machinist, Gordie Logan quit his lucrative job in the Canadian sands oil fields to start a Rush …
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