Contractor’s Shitting Confounds Homeowner
Buffalo, NY—Since hiring Booth Hausfeld to do some updating at his home in South Buffalo, Thomas McGarrity has been confounded at the ease with which the contractor glibly shits at …
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Ghost Of Merrick Garland Haunts Bernie Bros, Jill Stein Voters And The Forty-Six Percent That Stayed Home Election Day…
United States, America—With the retirement of Supreme Court Justice, Anthony Kennedy and in light of some recent heavy-handed decisions by the court, which include: limiting women’s reproductive rights, the ability …
Read MoreUncle Paul Wrecks Fourth of July Celebration
Orchard Park, NY—Never one not to please his mom, local master craftsman, Geoffrey Pierce, reluctantly invited his mother’s brother, Uncle Paul to his family’s Fourth of July celebration. Like the …
Read MoreU.S. Students Relax As Shooting Season Ends
United States of America—In a recent spot on the Daily Show, comedian Lewis Black noted the end of another shooting season as schools across the nation shut down for summer …
Read MoreTrumpy Bear Keeping Supporters Strong
Buffalo N.Y.—Trumpy Bear is a plush, dark brown teddy bear emboldened with a white collar, white cuffs and a long red tie. It has a comb-over-like sweep of blond hair …
Read MoreTaking His Talents To Woodlawn Beach And Beyond…
By David P. Zach—Senior Buffalo Mud Contributor— Forget the odor of decomposing fish and and the elevated levels of bacteria, Lebron James is not only going to save Woodlawn Beach, …
Read MoreLocal Author Marks The Passing Of Philip Roth With Quiet Weekend Of Self-Love
Buffalo, NY—From the first lines of Goodbye Columbus local author P.A. Kane knew the writing of Philip Roth was going to have a substantial impact on his life. Regardless of …
Read MoreREVERSAL – Hush Money Payment Made WAS Made!
By David P. Zach—Senior Mud Contributor— Washington D.C.—The following is an official release from the office of Rudolf William Lewis Giuliani, Attorney at Law: “To begin, I want to emphasize …
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Local Woman Rethinking Relationship With Extreme Bills Fan
Buffalo, NY— Education Expert, Angelica Akim is rethinking her year long relationship with extreme Bills fan, David Thunderoof, a.k.a. Captain Dave. Akim, a casual Bills fan at best, could look …
Read MoreIs She THE ONE?…The Buffalo Mud Quiz
By : David P. Zach—Senior Mud Contributor— Wondering if this woman is the one you’re meant to be with? Take our 18 question test and see if you can …
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