Local Author Faces Shakedown Over Baywatch Reel
Buffalo, NY—Local author P.A.Kane (Leaving Jackson Wolf; Written In The Stars:The Book Of Molly) is the subject of a shakedown by an unknown entity threatening to release his Baywatch reel …
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Ex-Wife Of Amazon Founder Never To Sleep with Another Dork
Seattle Wa.—MacKenzie Bezos recently reached a thirty-five billion dollar divorce settlement with her husband of twenty-five years, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos. While the split was couched in gauzy terms: loving …
Read MoreTeens Involved In Dangerous Dry Humping Behaviors Missing
Buffalo, NY—Officials at Erie County Medical Center announced today two Kaisertown teens involved in a dry humping accident are missing from the hospital’s burn unit. The teens were rushed to …
Read MoreGronk Steps Away From Football Saying: “I’m Tired Of Owning The Bills”
Buffalo, NY—After nine seasons with the New England Patriots, Williamsville native Rob Gronkowski announced his retirement from football this week. The factors that led the three-time Super Bowl champ to …
Read MoreParade Today Magazine Finds Valley Old Neighborhood Parade Best In Country
Buffalo, NY—In 2018, Parade Today magazine citing research conducted by the University of Buffalo’s Anthropology Department, determined the Valley Old Neighborhood Parade really wasn’t a parade. Failing to meet the …
Read MoreThe Turds Of March
By David P. Zach- Senior Mud Correspondent Spring. Young men’s fancy turn to thoughts of love. Old men tell you how the flowers were more respectful in the fifties. Birds …
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Local Author Wrecks Golf Weekend
Largo, Florida—A recent mid-winter golf weekend in Florida with his brothers and a few old friends was wrecked by the eccentricities of local author P.A.Kane (Leaving Jackson Wolf, Written In …
Read MoreDespite Size And Lack Of Sex Parts A Dog Is Still A Dog
Orchard Park, NY—Despite less than robust size, and a lack of sex parts the Buckclap family of Orchard Park constantly has to physically dismount their three year old male Scotty, …
Read MoreLocal Author Provides Post-Valentine Playlist For The Sad And Loveless
Buffalo, New York—For local author P.A.Kane (Leaving Jackson Wolf; Written In The Stars:The Book Of Molly) and his wife Donna, this past Valentine’s Day was just another random Thursday. Unlike …
Read MoreMiddle School Artist Disagrees With “Worst Halftime Ever” Description
Buffalo NY—The assessment that this year’s Super Bowl halftime show by Adam Levine and Maroon 5, was the worst in history drew strong disagreement from City Honors middle school doodle …
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