No One Really Gives A Shit About Local Author’s Cryptic Messages
Buffalo, NY—When Stefon Diggs was a no show at the first day of mandatory mini camp Bills fans went nuts.But rather than really explaining the reason for his absence the …
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Local Woman Upset That Neighbor With Mental Health Issues Doesn’t Hit On Her
Amherst, NY—Eighteen months ago Larry Lazaroni fell from a ladder while hanging Christmas lights at his Frankenhauser Road home in Amherst. Lazaroni suffered head trauma as a result and has …
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One Foot Cock Saves Weekend Barbecue
Buffalo, NY—Despite a beautiful breezy June afternoon Evander Evenwood’s barbecue this past Saturday started out as a low energy bore. Everybody was milling about complaining about the Spotify algorithm pumping …
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Retired FedEx Worker Plans To Reinvent Himself As A Right Wing Troll
Elma, NY—Feigning like he didn’t just unload the silent but deadly mustard gas during the group photo with his former FedEx co-workers, Mark McBovine sees his post work life taking …
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Awaiting Assignment In Purgatory Jack Conrad Mixes It Up At St. Peter’s Gate
St. Peter’s Gate, Purgatory—Having transitioned from the earthly to the spectral plane, South Buffalo legend Jack Conrad is mixing it up with the crowd awaiting permanent assignment at St. Peter’s …
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