Privileged Cats Unimpressed With Owner’s Rant
West Seneca, NY—Fala Rubino the owner of a seven-year old gray tabby named Luna and a six-year old calico named Olive went off on his spoiled ungrateful cats after running …
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Progressives Admit They’re Kind Of Missing Trump’s Bullshit
Washington, D.C.—As Joe Biden ushers in a more traditional presidency progressive supporters are breathing a sigh of relief. These same progressive supporters however, also find themselves wondering which Applebee’s location …
Read MoreSocietal Decay Hits Home In South Buffalo
Buffalo, NY—Early Monday morning dog walkers crossing the icy suspension bridge at the third hole of Caz Golf Course came upon a horrifying of scene. At least a thirty-pack of …
Read MoreLocal Man Finally Accepts His Best Friends Are Assholes
Cheektowaga, NY—After five years of arguing, Chuck Wagonblott, an English teacher at Amherst High School has finally accepted that his lifelong friends are assholes. A downcast Wagonblott said, “The last …
Read MoreLocal Family Pleads With Georgia To Return Their Aunt Hazel
“The McMumford Family of East Aurora want Aunt Hazel to know that they miss her and want her to come back home.” That was the sole line of last night’s …
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