Hillary Clinton Turns Herself In At Brooklyn Jail
Brooklyn, NY—With a yoga mat, some scented candles, the complete works of Joan Didion and an iPod loaded with Nino Rota soundtracks, former First Lady and Secretary of State, Hillary …
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Offensive Cake Spurs Civil Lawsuit
Senior Mud Contributor—David P. Zach Buffalo, NY—A civil lawsuit has been filed in Buffalo City Court against the owners of Calvin’s Bakery in North Park, by Mikey O’Connell of University …
Read MorePromising Inter-Denominational Relationship Ends
Buffalo, NY—The promising relationship between lapsed Catholic, Brandon McDermott and Lutheran, Katie Robinson abruptly came to an end due to inter-denominational differences. Before meeting Robinson, McDermott, a thirty year old …
Read MorePalo Alto Man Realizes He’s A Total Asshole
Palo Alto, Ca.—First, Cosby, then Weiner and Trump and now allegations of abhorrent sexual misconduct by Hollywood power broker and movie mogul, Harvey Weinstein has made maintence engineer Jim Dunphy …
Read MoreBills Fans Confused By Big Win
Orchard Park N.Y.—A group of long suffering fans of the Buffalo Bills gathered at Carson Winslow’s house on an uncommonly warm end of September day in Western New York and …
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