Anonymous Op-Ed: I Am The Resistence
I am Luke Skywalker. I am William Wallace. I am Richard Marx. I am those kids in Red Dawn. In short, I am the Resistance. And I am trying to …
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HAPPY BELATED NATIONAL LIMERICK DAY (May 12)
Senior Mud Contibutor—David P. Zach— Ten little Indians, they dined …
Read MoreYears of Fucking Over Western New York Ends With U.S. Attorney Fucking Chris Collins
With his arrest on charges of insider trading NY 27 Congressman, Chris Collins reign of terror in Western New York is coming to a predictable end. But unlike autocratic Collins …
Read MoreGhost Of Merrick Garland Haunts Bernie Bros, Jill Stein Voters And The Forty-Six Percent That Stayed Home Election Day…
United States, America—With the retirement of Supreme Court Justice, Anthony Kennedy and in light of some recent heavy-handed decisions by the court, which include: limiting women’s reproductive rights, the ability …
Read MoreU.S. Students Relax As Shooting Season Ends
United States of America—In a recent spot on the Daily Show, comedian Lewis Black noted the end of another shooting season as schools across the nation shut down for summer …
Read MoreREVERSAL – Hush Money Payment Made WAS Made!
By David P. Zach—Senior Mud Contributor— Washington D.C.—The following is an official release from the office of Rudolf William Lewis Giuliani, Attorney at Law: “To begin, I want to emphasize …
Read MorePreparing For Crash White House Staffers Make Lifeboat Inquiries
Washington D.C.—This week an unhinged President Trump accepted the resignation of chief confidant Hope Hicks, referred to Attorney General, Jeff Sessions as DISGRACEFUL, embraced many of the left’s positions on …
Read MoreNRA Staffers Annoyed At Being Called Into Work After Massacre
Fairfax, Va.—In the wake of the mass shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida that left seventeen dead and five injured, NRA communication staffers Whitaker Thompson and …
Read MoreResearchers Find Boomer And Gen X Men Desire Old School Discipline And Justice
Cambridge, Ma.—Researchers at Harvard University found high levels of frustration among Boomer and Gen X men dealing with their screen obsessed, self-absorbed, unmotivated children. Study participants expressed a desire for …
Read MoreLocal Author Willing To Deny Sexual Relationship With Trump In Lieu Of $200K Payment
Buffalo, NY—Last week the Wall Street Journal reported porn star Stormy Daniels received $130,000 in payments prior to the 2016 election to remain silent about a 2006 affair with Donald …
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