U.S. Students Relax As Shooting Season Ends
United States of America—In a recent spot on the Daily Show, comedian Lewis Black noted the end of another shooting season as schools across the nation shut down for summer …
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REVERSAL – Hush Money Payment Made WAS Made!
By David P. Zach—Senior Mud Contributor— Washington D.C.—The following is an official release from the office of Rudolf William Lewis Giuliani, Attorney at Law: “To begin, I want to emphasize …
Read MorePreparing For Crash White House Staffers Make Lifeboat Inquiries
Washington D.C.—This week an unhinged President Trump accepted the resignation of chief confidant Hope Hicks, referred to Attorney General, Jeff Sessions as DISGRACEFUL, embraced many of the left’s positions on …
Read MoreNRA Staffers Annoyed At Being Called Into Work After Massacre
Fairfax, Va.—In the wake of the mass shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida that left seventeen dead and five injured, NRA communication staffers Whitaker Thompson and …
Read MoreResearchers Find Boomer And Gen X Men Desire Old School Discipline And Justice
Cambridge, Ma.—Researchers at Harvard University found high levels of frustration among Boomer and Gen X men dealing with their screen obsessed, self-absorbed, unmotivated children. Study participants expressed a desire for …
Read MoreLocal Author Willing To Deny Sexual Relationship With Trump In Lieu Of $200K Payment
Buffalo, NY—Last week the Wall Street Journal reported porn star Stormy Daniels received $130,000 in payments prior to the 2016 election to remain silent about a 2006 affair with Donald …
Read MoreTrump To Host 2018 National Spelling Bee
Washington D.C.— With the Republican tax plan now on a glide path to hurt millions of middle class Americans earning less than $75K a year, President Trump is set to …
Read MorePardoned Turkeys Lack Of Gratitude Angers Trump
Washington, D.C.— Ahead of flying off to his resort at Mar-a-Largo, for the eighth time this year, President Trump took some time to pardon two prospective Thanksgiving turkeys aptly named, …
Read MoreNRA Staffers Annoyed At Being Called Into Work After Massacre
Fairfax, Va.—In the wake of the mass shooting at a Baptist Church in Sutherland Springs, Texas that left twenty-six dead and thirty injured, NRA communication staffers Whitaker Thompson and Niles …
Read MoreHillary Clinton Turns Herself In At Brooklyn Jail
Brooklyn, NY—With a yoga mat, some scented candles, the complete works of Joan Didion and an iPod loaded with Nino Rota soundtracks, former First Lady and Secretary of State, Hillary …
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