The Turds Of March
By David P. Zach- Senior Mud Correspondent Spring. Young men’s fancy turn to thoughts of love. Old men tell you how the flowers were more respectful in the fifties. Birds …
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Local Author Wrecks Golf Weekend
Largo, Florida—A recent mid-winter golf weekend in Florida with his brothers and a few old friends was wrecked by the eccentricities of local author P.A.Kane (Leaving Jackson Wolf, Written In …
Read MoreLocal Author Provides Post-Valentine Playlist For The Sad And Loveless
Buffalo, New York—For local author P.A.Kane (Leaving Jackson Wolf; Written In The Stars:The Book Of Molly) and his wife Donna, this past Valentine’s Day was just another random Thursday. Unlike …
Read MoreMiddle School Artist Disagrees With “Worst Halftime Ever” Description
Buffalo NY—The assessment that this year’s Super Bowl halftime show by Adam Levine and Maroon 5, was the worst in history drew strong disagreement from City Honors middle school doodle …
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Nearly Forty Years Later Three Yearbook Staffers Express Regret At Page of Asses
Buffalo, New York—Nearly forty years later three student staff members of the 1980 Dial, South Park High School’s yearbook, have expressed regret over the exploitative page of asses they included …
Read MoreFormer South Buffalo Couple Attempts To Fill Void With Christmas Collection
Lakeland Fl.—After moving to Florida fifteen years ago from South Buffalo, George and Maureen O’Hara soon felt a giant void in their lives that they tried to fill with novelty …
Read MorePeople With Ears And Critical Thought Hoping For The Real End Of KI$$
United States of America—People from all across the United States with ears and the ability to think critically are hoping KI$$’s end of the road tour is the real end …
Read MoreLocal Author To Provide Love Tips
Buffalo, NY—As a way of giving back to the community which has been so good to him and to celebrate the release of his new novel, Leaving Jackson Wolf, local …
Read MoreLocal Author’s Wife Plans David Sedaris Torture
Buffalo, NY—Married for what seems like a thousand years, Donna Kane the wife of local author P.A. Kane has informed her often distant and non-responsive husband that when he becomes …
Read MoreTrumpy Bear Keeping Supporters Strong
Buffalo N.Y.—Trumpy Bear is a plush, dark brown teddy bear emboldened with a white collar, white cuffs and a long red tie. It has a comb-over-like sweep of blond hair …
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