Hillary Clinton Turns Herself In At Brooklyn Jail
Brooklyn, NY—With a yoga mat, some scented candles, the complete works of Joan Didion and an iPod loaded with Nino Rota soundtracks, former First Lady and Secretary of State, Hillary …
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Scholars Raise Questions About Formation of Leviticus
Hebron, Israel—A recent cache of of rabbinical letters found in the west bank city of Hebron has raised questions among scholars about the book of Leviticus. Addressed to all Israelites, …
Read MoreOffensive Cake Spurs Civil Lawsuit
Senior Mud Contributor—David P. Zach Buffalo, NY—A civil lawsuit has been filed in Buffalo City Court against the owners of Calvin’s Bakery in North Park, by Mikey O’Connell of University …
Read MorePromising Inter-Denominational Relationship Ends
Buffalo, NY—The promising relationship between lapsed Catholic, Brandon McDermott and Lutheran, Katie Robinson abruptly came to an end due to inter-denominational differences. Before meeting Robinson, McDermott, a thirty year old …
Read MorePalo Alto Man Realizes He’s A Total Asshole
Palo Alto, Ca.—First, Cosby, then Weiner and Trump and now allegations of abhorrent sexual misconduct by Hollywood power broker and movie mogul, Harvey Weinstein has made maintence engineer Jim Dunphy …
Read MoreTom Petty Songs Inspire Three Generations Of First Kisses
Buffalo, NY—Three generations of McClure women: Lisa, Jesse and Madison sat at the family dining room table with a big bottle of cabernet mourning the death of the great Tom …
Read MoreTrump Supporters Confuse Stephen Miller For Steve Miller
Buffalo, NY—Sitting on their usual happy hour stools this past Friday afternoon at the Cobblestone on South Park Avenue watching Fox News, Kitty Litorus and her husband Mike, confused thirty-one …
Read MoreSiriusXM DJ Loses It On Air, Exhaustion Cited
Los Angeles Ca.—After 71 continuous days and 237 on-air shifts SiriusXM DJ Chris Muckley, suffering from exhaustion, lost it during his two for Tuesday shift on the Spectrum. The versatile …
Read MoreNew Dispatcher Sighs Alot, Never On Right Screen
Cheektowga, NY—Standing in the check in room in two loose lines waiting to clock in the delivery drivers were grateful this morning’s chatter drifted to the new dispatcher, Mike, and …
Read MoreAuthor Not Fooling Anyone With New Strategy
West Seneca, NY— Indie author P.A. Kane, Written In The Stars:The Book Of Molly, is attempting to broaden his audience and increase sales of his novel with a new satire …
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