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Author: P.A. Kane

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Masters Officials Block Lockport Man With “Practice Round” Pass From Teeing Off

April 17, 2025April 19, 2025

Augusta, Ga.—In June 2024, Bucky Bergen, an underwriter at Basil Toyota in Lockport, purchased a “Practice Round” pass for last week’s Masters Tournament at the famed Augusta National Golf Club. …

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Voters Want Trump To Focus On Pain and Misery Rather Than Economy

April 13, 2025April 16, 2025

Buffalo, NY—On April 2nd, voters from various right-wing groups across Western New York were upset with President Trump’s wide-ranging tariffs, which tanked markets and impacted their savings and retirement accounts. …

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Arts/Living / Local

Plot To Bills Hallmark Holiday Movie Leaked To Buffalo Mud

March 31, 2025April 14, 2025

Buffalo, NY—The plotline to Holiday Touchdown: A Bills Love Story, a Hallmark channel Christmas movie set in Buffalo, was leaked to the popular satire website Buffalo Mud. The made-for TV movie …

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Aaron Rodgers Faces Contempt Charges; Big Bird Grilled At GOP PBS, NPR Hearings

March 27, 2025May 4, 2025

Washington D.C.—This week, Republican House member Marjorie Taylor Green organized a congressional DOGE hearing concerning funding for the Public Broadcasting Service (PBS) and National Public Radio (NPR). The Georgia representative …

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Everybody Hates Manbun Mark

March 22, 2025April 14, 2025

Buffalo, NY—A west-side dispensary with expansion plans is facing controversy and a possible revolt from its forty employees. The loud, obnoxious, over-the-top behavior of a cannabis barista known as Manbun …

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Arts/Living

Friendship Strengthened As A Result Of A Number Two

March 13, 2025March 13, 2025

Niagara Falls, N.Y.—Driving down Military Road toward their house on 77th Street, Fiona Friesendorf turned to her husband, Finn, who was at the wheel of their Toyota, Tacoma, and informed …

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Local

Local Author Wins Extreme One-Footed Dance Contest

March 6, 2025March 8, 2025

Key West, Florida—Local author P.A. Kane was at the Speakeasy Inn and Rum Bar sipping a fine twelve-year-old Appelton Estate Jamaican rum when an area one-legged pirate named Silver Teeth …

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Local Man Hurt Girlfriend Doesn’t Think About Him When He’s Not Around

February 27, 2025March 25, 2025

Snyder, NY—Wendell Wussman of Snyder was hurt to find out his partner of eleven years, Jill Jeroffsky, almost never thinks about him when he’s not around.  This came to light …

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Benny, At The End Of The Bar Is Stepping Up The Bullshit

February 20, 2025April 14, 2025

Buffalo, NY—Benny Bleetner occupies the last bar stool at Molly Maguire’s daily from 4-9pm and recently has stepped up his bullshit game. He had grown tired of all the nonsense …

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Local

Transport Driver Endures Hours Trapped In Vehicle Set To WBEN

February 13, 2025February 16, 2025

Buffalo, NY—Enterprise-rent-a-car transport driver Kurt Kurchacha was trapped in a vehicle tuned into MAGA 930 WBEN this past Friday. Kurchacha, a retired dance instructor at Rosalita’s Salsa Studio, endured several …

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