The World's Mud with a Local Spin
Buffalo, NY—Larry Lighthouse Sr. congratulated his son Larry Jr. on reaching the milestone of his fortieth birthday. He told his son that he had become a fine man and was …
On Fortieth Birthday Father Informs Son He Must Either Get Serious About World War II History Or Smoking Meats Read More
Buffalo, NY—The internet and high-speed computing have become a pervasive part of life across the globe. Right now, sitting in the pockets of billions of people is a handheld computer …
Mailroom Guy Annoys The Shit Out Of Coworkers With His Mock Drafts Read More
Washington, D.C.—While markets tumbled precipitously Monday, President Donald Trump participated in the White House’s traditional Easter Egg Roll and Coloring Contest. Like at his Doral Golf Club, where he recently …
Trump Declares Victory In Coloring Contest, Egg Roll—Calls Kids ‘Major Losers’ Read More
Augusta, Ga.—In June 2024, Bucky Bergen, an underwriter at Basil Toyota in Lockport, purchased a “Practice Round” pass for last week’s Masters Tournament at the famed Augusta National Golf Club. …
Masters Officials Block Lockport Man With “Practice Round” Pass From Teeing Off Read More
Buffalo, NY—On April 2nd, voters from various right-wing groups across Western New York were upset with President Trump’s wide-ranging tariffs, which tanked markets and impacted their savings and retirement accounts. …
Voters Want Trump To Focus On Pain and Misery Rather Than Economy Read More Buffalo, NY—The plotline to Holiday Touchdown: A Bills Love Story, a Hallmark channel Christmas movie set in Buffalo, was leaked to the popular satire website Buffalo Mud. The made-for TV movie …
Plot To Bills Hallmark Holiday Movie Leaked To Buffalo Mud Read More
Washington D.C.—This week, Republican House member Marjorie Taylor Green organized a congressional DOGE hearing concerning funding for the Public Broadcasting Service (PBS) and National Public Radio (NPR). The Georgia representative …
Aaron Rodgers Faces Contempt Charges; Big Bird Grilled At GOP PBS, NPR Hearings Read More
Buffalo, NY—A west-side dispensary with expansion plans is facing controversy and a possible revolt from its forty employees. The loud, obnoxious, over-the-top behavior of a cannabis barista known as Manbun …
Everybody Hates Manbun Mark Read More
Niagara Falls, N.Y.—Driving down Military Road toward their house on 77th Street, Fiona Friesendorf turned to her husband, Finn, who was at the wheel of their Toyota, Tacoma, and informed …
Friendship Strengthened As A Result Of A Number Two Read More
Key West, Florida—Local author P.A. Kane was at the Speakeasy Inn and Rum Bar sipping a fine twelve-year-old Appelton Estate Jamaican rum when an area one-legged pirate named Silver Teeth …
Local Author Wins Extreme One-Footed Dance Contest Read More