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Love Triangle Throws Pickleball League Into Disarray

May 29, 2025May 30, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—At the end of St. Casmir’s fall pickleball league in Kaisertown, ballroom dance instructor Pepper Parabola underwent knee replacement surgery. In addition to her longtime boyfriend, Tim Trapizoid, helping …

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Local Woman Finds Clarity And Healing Through Self-Care

May 22, 2025May 23, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—This week Buffalo State English professor Sandra Swillobee ended her eighteen-month relationship with arborist Glenn Guildinspruce. To reduce the sting of this heartbreak, Swillobee has employed self-care techniques for …

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Local / Sports

Seeing Nephew In Jets Gear, Uncle Paul Mobilizes Intervention

May 15, 2025May 16, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Rockland County, NY—When he came across a photo of his three-year-old nephew, Parker, sporting New York Jets gear on social media, Uncle Paul copied it and sent a WTF?—text to …

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Music Snob Pisses Off Bar Playing “Gary’s Got A Boner” By The Replacements Thirty-Seven Times In A Row

May 8, 2025May 9, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

South Buffalo, NY—Before attending a show at The Caz this past Saturday night, Norbert Garfunkel, his wife, and their friends the Nolandorfs stopped at the Dog & Pony Saloon for …

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On Fortieth Birthday Father Informs Son He Must Either Get Serious About World War II History Or Smoking Meats

May 1, 2025May 1, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Larry Lighthouse Sr. congratulated his son Larry Jr. on reaching the milestone of his fortieth birthday. He told his son that he had become a fine man and was …

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Mailroom Guy Annoys The Shit Out Of Coworkers With His Mock Drafts

April 23, 2025May 11, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—The internet and high-speed computing have become a pervasive part of life across the globe. Right now, sitting in the pockets of billions of people is a handheld computer …

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National

Trump Declares Victory In Coloring Contest, Egg Roll—Calls Kids ‘Major Losers’

April 22, 2025May 3, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Washington, D.C.—While markets tumbled precipitously Monday, President Donald Trump participated in the White House’s traditional Easter Egg Roll and Coloring Contest. Like at his Doral Golf Club, where he recently …

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Masters Officials Block Lockport Man With “Practice Round” Pass From Teeing Off

April 17, 2025April 19, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Augusta, Ga.—In June 2024, Bucky Bergen, an underwriter at Basil Toyota in Lockport, purchased a “Practice Round” pass for last week’s Masters Tournament at the famed Augusta National Golf Club. …

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Voters Want Trump To Focus On Pain and Misery Rather Than Economy

April 13, 2025April 16, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—On April 2nd, voters from various right-wing groups across Western New York were upset with President Trump’s wide-ranging tariffs, which tanked markets and impacted their savings and retirement accounts. …

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Arts/Living / Local

Plot To Bills Hallmark Holiday Movie Leaked To Buffalo Mud

March 31, 2025April 14, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—The plotline to Holiday Touchdown: A Bills Love Story, a Hallmark channel Christmas movie set in Buffalo, was leaked to the popular satire website Buffalo Mud. The made-for TV movie …

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