Kenmore Man Learns To Be Himself By Loving Night Ranger
Kenmore, NY — My name is Robert Ravenclaw and in 1984 I was thirteen years old. Both of my parents worked, and every day my two best friends, Dewy and …
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Ivanka Quietly Looking For A Girlfriend Ahead Of November Elections
Washington, D.C.—First daughter Ivanka Trump is quietly looking for a girlfriend ahead of the November elections. With the United States experiencing the world’s highest infection and death rate as a …
Read MoreIn An Open Letter West Seneca Resident Discloses Ethical Lapses To Town Watchdog: Al Petko
West Seneca, New York — Dear Al Petko,: My name is P.A. Kane and I, along with my family, have been West Seneca residents since 1994. At the end of …
Read MoreLighthearted Fish Post Takes A Dark Turn To Mental Health Issues
North Tonawanda, NY—Dave Smith, a senior supply specialist at Railroad Universe: (A Universe of Supplies From Mercury to Uranus and Beyond), innocently posted a picture on social media of his …
Read MoreSaturday Night Fever Brought Solace To Buffalo Man With Over-Sized Head . . .
Buffalo, NY—This past week while engaging in the popular Facebook game of posting the ten albums that most influenced you, David Kaprosch (aka: Rolling Stone Dave) of Kaisertown, made the …
Read MoreLocal Author Thinking Outside The Box Just Like President Trump
Buffalo, N.Y.—On Thursday medical officials and Reckitt Benckiser, the United Kingdom-based owner of Lysol rebuffed President Trump for suggesting that household disinfectant products could be used to clean the lungs …
Read MoreAlden Woman Attends “Gridlock Buffalo” Protest As Relationship Hangs In Balance
Alden, NY—Jan Holbrook of the Seabrook Park Estates in Alden attended the “Gridlock Buffalo” event at Niagara Square on Monday to protest the continued shelter in place orders by Governor …
Read MoreLocal Woman Unsure If She Should Accept Friend Request From Jack Conrad
Buffalo, NY—Stacy Langmeyer, a Project Analyst with Catholic Health opened her Facebook account Tuesday morning and found a friend request from Jack Conrad and is unsure if she should accept …
Read MoreAs Covid-19 Rips Through Western New York Family Decides Local Author Least Essential
Buffalo, NY—After an extended brainstorming session this past week it was determined local author P.A. Kane was the least essential member of the Kane family and would continue to shop …
Read MoreShamWow Guy To Make Appearance At Trump Press Briefing
Washington D.C.— Inside sources say later this week President Trump will have the ShamWow pitchman, Vince Shlomi make an appearance at his daily press briefing to demonstrate how to effectively …
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