Snyder Man Stuggling To Hide His Red Neck Past
Snyder, NY—Billy Bob Buttonbottom, or as he refers to himself these days, William Robert Buttonbottom of Snyder is trying to hide his redneck past. Despite an advanced degree in chemical …
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Local Bartender Bracing For Weekend Of Lame Irish Revelers Hitting On Her
Buffalo, NY—Charlie Coogan, a fortyish part-time bartender at Costello’s Pub in the Valley, is bracing for a weekend of lame Irish revelers endlessly hitting on her. Coogan already gets a …
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Buffalo Ex-Patriot Prepping For Grind Of Floating Season
Charlotte, NC—Ex-patriot and Buffalo bartending legend, Kevin McNamara—Mulligan’s Brick Bar, Pink Flamingo, Third Room—is in serious preparation for the upcoming floating season at his home in Charlotte, North Carolina. Though …
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