The World's Mud with a Local Spin
Snyder, NY—Wendell Wussman of Snyder was hurt to find out his partner of eleven years, Jill Jeroffsky, almost never thinks about him when he’s not around. This came to light …
Local Man Hurt Girlfriend Doesn’t Think About Him When He’s Not Around Read More
Buffalo, NY—Benny Bleetner occupies the last bar stool at Molly Maguire’s daily from 4-9pm and recently has stepped up his bullshit game. He had grown tired of all the nonsense …
Benny, At The End Of The Bar Is Stepping Up The Bullshit Read More
Buffalo, NY—Enterprise-rent-a-car transport driver Kurt Kurchacha was trapped in a vehicle tuned into MAGA 930 WBEN this past Friday. Kurchacha, a retired dance instructor at Rosalita’s Salsa Studio, endured several …
Transport Driver Endures Hours Trapped In Vehicle Set To WBEN Read More
Washington, D.C.—This past weekend, Elon Musk’s, DOGE team of six engineers moved to dismantle the United States Agency for International Development (U.S.A.I.D.). U.S.A.I.D. administers American soft power overseas in the …
Space X Intern Demands U.S.A.I.D. Reports Ahead Of His 11pm Curfew Read More
Buffalo, NY—Following the Buffalo Bills latest playoff loss to the Kansas City Chiefs in the AFC Championship game, the Grim Reaper swept through Western New York and called home fifty-seven …
Even The Grim Reaper Is Depressed After Bills Latest Loss To The Chiefs Read More