The World's Mud with a Local Spin
Portland, Oregon—As a result of fifty days of unrest, stemming from the murder of George Floyd, President Trump has taken the unprecedented step of deploying federal agents in tactical military …
Oregon Militia Spokesman: “Oops! A Lot Of Us Were On Vacation When The Secret Police Showed Up In Portland.” Read MoreErie, Pa.—The headline made me sick to my stomach—especially with a Republican heading the goverment: “US Budget Deficit Shatters Record. “ How had we taken our eye off the ball? …
Tea Party Budget Hawks Have Other Shit To Do Now Read MoreWashington D.C.—This past week President Trump retweeted a post from game show host Chuck Woolery saying the media, the Democrats and the CDC are lying about Covid 19 to block …
President Trump Seeks Advice On School Reopening From Mr. Kotter Read MoreBuffalo, NY—John Fleederhosuer, a seventy-nine year retired UAW machinist was shocked and heartbroken to learn that upon his death his two grown children plan to throw all his shit away. …
Local Man Heartbroken To Learn Children Plan To Throw All His Shit Away After He Dies Read MoreMount Rushmore, South Dakota—Ahead of a campaign style celebration at Mount Rushmore this past Fourth of July weekend supporters of President Trump called on protesting Native Americans of the Sioux …
Native American Protesters Told To “Go Home” By Trump Supporters At Fourth of July Celebration Read More