The World's Mud with a Local Spin
Fort McMurray, Alberta—Inspired by a series of recurring signs, a twenty-seven year old machinist, Gordie Logan quit his lucrative job in the Canadian sands oil fields to start a Rush …
Recurring Sign Inspires Oil Worker To Start RUSH Cover Band Read MoreWashington, D.C.— Ahead of flying off to his resort at Mar-a-Largo, for the eighth time this year, President Trump took some time to pardon two prospective Thanksgiving turkeys aptly named, …
Pardoned Turkeys Lack Of Gratitude Angers Trump Read MoreWashington D.C.—It started on their Twitter feeds, Health and Human Services nominee Alex Azar was peppered with questions about fair trade value for suspended Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott and …
HHS Nominee Alex Azar Confused With Fantasy Sports Host Adam Aizer Read MoreWest Seneca, NY—Fifty-Five year old freelance Efficiency Expert, Frank Deely, has spent a lifetime observing workplace operations all over the country. While his job lands him in many diverse places …
Trillionth Play Of Hotel California Drains Man’s Will To Live Read MoreBuffalo, New York—After two successive losses by the Buffalo Bills, including a 47-10 home ass whooping by the New Orleans Saints the sometimes questionable order of the universe remains stable. …
Hapless Bills Affirm Order Of Universe Safe Read MoreFairfax, Va.—In the wake of the mass shooting at a Baptist Church in Sutherland Springs, Texas that left twenty-six dead and thirty injured, NRA communication staffers Whitaker Thompson and Niles …
NRA Staffers Annoyed At Being Called Into Work After Massacre Read MoreBrooklyn, NY—With a yoga mat, some scented candles, the complete works of Joan Didion and an iPod loaded with Nino Rota soundtracks, former First Lady and Secretary of State, Hillary …
Hillary Clinton Turns Herself In At Brooklyn Jail Read More