Hillary Clinton Turns Herself In At Brooklyn Jail
Brooklyn, NY—With a yoga mat, some scented candles, the complete works of Joan Didion and an iPod loaded with Nino Rota soundtracks, former First Lady and Secretary of State, Hillary …
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Palo Alto Man Realizes He’s A Total Asshole
Palo Alto, Ca.—First, Cosby, then Weiner and Trump and now allegations of abhorrent sexual misconduct by Hollywood power broker and movie mogul, Harvey Weinstein has made maintence engineer Jim Dunphy …
Read MoreTed Cruz Porn Revelations Has Adult Industry Reeling
Modesto Ca.—Ted Cruz is pictured in his Twitter feed looking augustly into the future above a profile that proudly states: Father of two, @heidiecruz’s husband, fighter for liberty. Representing the …
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