Though Mustang is competent in the areas of technology, organization and management her biggest asset is her ability to garner attention and create a sense of intrigue. Said Mustang, “I can go into any office, plant, school, hospital, shop or retail location and people, especially dopey white men, are going to look at me and want to please me. I’ll throw out a couple of well placed smiles and maybe accidentally touch one or two of these Elon Musk wannabes under the desk with my stilettos and presto, I can get them to do whatever I want.”

Mustang said attendance, productivity and morale will instantly improve by inserting her into any area of a business whether profitable or unprofitable. It’s not rocket science,” she said. “All I have to do is laugh at one or two of these mutant’s jokes and they’ll instantly think they have a shot at having sex with me. And if I really want to make their short hairs stand at attention, I’ll have a girlfriend drop me off in front of the office or shop and I’ll half-kiss her on the mouth goodbye. The whole place will be abuzz with this little bucking of social convention. From there it’s like shooting fish in a barrel.”

While some female co-workers object to her tactics Mustang says the smart ones watch and ask questions. Part of the message I give these women is that the system is still tilted toward men and they’re not going to cede power to you willingly, even if you’re more talented and smarter. So you have to go for their Achilles heel, which she says . . .” isn’t a heel at all—it’s a little button sized worm between their legs that controls all their functioning.”

Some see Mustang’s practices as unethical but she pushes back saying she’s not responsible for the primitive urges that drive men. “What’s unethical? I’m a nice person. I smile at my co-workers. I laugh at their jokes. It’s not my fault they haven’t evolved beyond fourteen year-old troglodytes.” 

Mustang isn’t looking for any long term employment, preferring these short-term quick hit gigs. “I have no interest in slogging through life playing this game with these sparklefish. How they have any power at all amazes me. Throw out one pouty look and these suckers will do whatever I want. Teaching a puppy to sit with a fistful of treats in hand is harder than manipulating these dipwads.” 

If you wish to contact Mustang for possible employment you can find her on various social media platforms where she may or may not get back to you.     

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Gratified her boyfriend had responded to her appeals and full of anticipation she opened a big bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon and baked a nice ziti, but when Richardson arrived home she barely could contain herself and dragged him right to their bedroom, kissed him fully on the mouth and taking the device from the dresser said, “First, you do me, then I’ll do you.”

He looked curiously at her, bending to get a peek up her nose, then to the side, checking out her ears and said, “Okay, but everything already seems pretty tight on you.”

He walked her to the bathroom where the light was better and sat her down on the seat of the toilet. Confused, but willing to be led, Herculano followed along and instantly, her red hot desire turned to embarrassment, when Richardson got on his knees, popped the cap off the gadget and proceeded to clip the microscopic bits of hair from her ears and then her nose.  

Done in a flash they switched positions and looking at the furry mess that was Richardson, she felt herself die a little inside. She poured herself another glass of wine and proceeded clear out his ears and nose, as if she was cleaning out gutters full of leaves like she did with her dad when she was a kid.

From there she sculpted his eyebrows then shaved his face and neck with a razor. Into her third wine she pulled his shirt and pants off and getting the full size trimmer from the bathroom closet  became totally committed to this project while he casually read the paper.

The hours long process had energized her desire again and when she was done she stood Richardson up, ran her hands all over his freshly groomed body only to be rebuffed with a, “Got a big day to tomorrow.”

After sweeping up the bathroom floor, Herculano logged into her Amazon account and ordered the  ten inch, Tomahawk Thunder and then cried herself to sleep.

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