The study found that the preponderance of Josh Allen-related mental activity was focused on football. However, the MVP quarterback loomed large in people’s minds across a wide range of other circumstances:
— Numerous disappointed fathers cited QB1 in their thoughts while pondering where they went wrong with their Cheeto-eating, Fortnite-playing sons.
—Senior citizens being moved out of their homes mentioned that Josh Allen would never put his Papa or Nana in a nursing facility.
—Teachers, being thrown under the bus by administrators, would never suffer that fate with Josh Allen as their leader—even if their name was Stefon Diggs.
—Budget deputies in the new Sean Ryan administration freely admit that the only person who could possibly save the city from fiscal meltdown is Josh Allen.

Voices from Western New York and their Josh Allen thoughts:
Harmon Hawthorn—I used to think about Jesus and all that salvation bullshit, but now I’m consumed with how Josh can beat a cover three, double shell defense.
Bucky Blatenbutt—I’m in the midst of a breakup. Brandon ran off with a trumpet player named Kenny, who supposedly has this really crisp tongue and a balanced embouchure. When I’m not preoccupied with that, I spend a lot of time imagining myself on the business end of a Josh Allen tush push.  
Heidi Handcrafter—At some point during a recent string of bad dates, I found myself daydreaming about rugged #17 and how he wouldn’t waste my evening rambling about on about a vintage toy soldier collection, axe-throwing leagues, the wheel size on his F-250, or any of the other dumb guy shit meant to compensate for a lack of being funny, interesting or having an acceptable penis.
Black Betty—When I’m not Bam Ba Lamming, I’m thinking about Josh Allen. 
Brandon Beane—I think about how Josh has papered over, and saved my ass from all my shitty picks: Boogie Bashim, Cody Ford, Kaiir Elam, to name a few. The biggest miss might be Keon Coleman. If we don’t make the Super Bowl, a tub of Preparation H won’t keep my seat from being red hot. Please Josh, save my ass again.

Rounding out the top-ten things Western New Yorkers think about: 
—Work Conflicts, such as dealing with assholes like Holly, from accounting, who is always riding everyone’s ass about expense reports.
—Family Drama, where out-of-town siblings pop in at the end and steal your parents’ silverware while you’re at Hospice caring for your mom.
—Aldis: ground beef costs eight fucking dollars per pound?
—Porn.
—Chicken Wings.
—Pot Holes.
—Kids: when the fuck are they going to move out?
—When will the Sabres start their ten-game skid?
—County Executive Mark Poloncarz—what a douche!
—Will the Bills draft Josh Allen and Hailee Steinfeld’s baby in 2048?

The Bills and Josh Allen play in the divisional round of the NFL Playoffs on Saturday, January 17th, at 4:30 in Denver against the Broncos.  

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Buffalo NY—On August 19, 2019 Buffalo Mud published an article about the movement to demote local Western New York drummer, “Bad Ronald,” to “Just Ronald.” The movement began when “Just Ronald” attacked The Cure’s epically sad and beautiful record, Disintegration, with a lame, button pushing social media post—God awful Cure song from a god awful Cure record . . . just saying. Lol. The post was so transparently fake both Roger Stone and Alex Jones rolled their eyes in disbelief. It also led locals to examine other posts by the diminutive hairless drummer, which eventually resulted in the ground swell to strip “Just Ronald” of the “Bad Ronald,” moniker. 

Movement To Demote Local Drummer “Bad Ronald” To “Just Ronald” Growing

As the movement snowballed “Just Ronald,” vowed to respond and to vigorously defend his “Bad Ronald,” name. But in the intervening two plus months there has been no response and just a bunch more lame-ass posts that scream “Just Ronald”—Bills were out-coached . . . Almost!! and Kinda happy for the Jets!! Btw Yankees still suck!! Just saying . . .

There have been other posts where he tried to say the Beatles were overrated while giving a not subtle nod to Elvis Costello, which is akin to saying Jesus wasn’t all that, but that apostle, Simon—now, he had game.(“Just Ronald,” is unaware his thinly-veiled Elvis Costello reference is actually to a song written by the great Nick Lowe). He is also pictured with two-thirds of the greying French Connection from the Sabres glory years, which is a feat every sixth-grade boy in Buffalo aspired to in 1976.    

The one cool thing that seemed to have happened to “Just Ronald” in the last couple of months and gives him a shred of credibility is having his photo snapped with The Fleshtones lead singer, Peter Zaremba.  But, when asked to comment about the pic Zaremba said, “How the fuck do I know. This little kid wants a picture and all I can think is when did we start doing all ages shows?”

Here are some other voices from Western New Yorkers speaking out about the “Just Ronald” demotion:

Kevin McNamara (Legendary bartender)- “Yeah, I’ve seen him play a number of times in a number of different combos and he always does ‘Sweet Caroline.’ What says ‘Just Ronald’ more than fucking ‘Sweet Caroline’?” 

Greg Sterlace (Legendary WNY artist)- “I named him and the band ‘Bad Ronald.’ All I can say is through the years I’ve had some good ideas and some bad ideas. This was one of the bad ideas.”

Josh Allen (Bills QB)- “Aw, leave the kid alone. He ain’t no Bieber, but he’s all right.”

Tim Watts (Lifelong friend)- “Goddamnit ‘Just Ronald,’ where’s that fifty you’ve owed me for like ten years?”

Evidence that the “Just Ronald,” movement is advancing toward its inevitable conclusion is coming  at gigs from people who tell the elfin drummer that he sort of looks like this guy who owed Tim Watts fifty-bucks and used to go by the name, “Bad Ronald.”  

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