Suggesting January 6 rioters were paid actors and Hamlin’s injuries was a PR stunt by the Bills, “Ms. CaBoom” made clear that her social media posts were merely attempts to “grow the algorithm.” As a “marketing PR person” she has a certain expertise with how the “Twitter algorithm works” and simply was doing what every batshit crazy Republican does with such information: spout baseless conspiracy theories and falsehoods, in place of, I don’t know—more civic minded activities you would expect from political leaders, like getting the word out about the area’s local farmers markets or how to donate to cancer research at Roswell Park. 

Also, her familiarity with the Twitter algorithm led her to “provoke” a conversation about the debunked involvement of online furniture retailer Wayfair in the sex trafficking business. According to sources “Ms.CaBoom” was tired of the hold Hillary Clinton seem to have on all the pedophilia and sex-trafficking stories. While not as sexy as Clinton drinking the blood of children, the allegations about Wayfair, nevertheless did merit attention from the brain dead right wing Hannity loving knobs and tossers following her.

Asked by “Investigative Post,” a non-profit investigative website what was up with scrubbing her Twitter account “Ms. CaBoom” assumed the high minded victim role:

With no record to run on, Mark Poloncarz and his lackeys are already on the attack to try and distract voters from the issues. I’m not a professional politician like Mark. I’m a business owner, a mom, and a taxpayer who is angry about Mark’s failings and I am running to do something about it.

And, as a taxpayer and a mom, observers expect “Ms.CaBoom” to address property taxes and school busing issues. As a Republican you can also expect her to address the trans issue head on: trans fats, Trans Ams, Transit Lanes, translations, TransAtlantic flights, transactions, people who are transfixed and the most pervasive color in her hometown of Clarence—translucence.

“Ms.CaBoom” hopes to thwart the reelection bid of Erie County Executive Mark Poloncarz for an unprecedented fourth term.  

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But it was Twitter member Liz Smith who had the most memorable tweet. She instructed Poloncarz to take the two-thousand page impact statement and: “Shove it up your ass.” That tweet was remarkable in that it marked the billionth time someone on Twitter urged him to implant something in his ass during his three terms as the Erie County Executive. Notably, in addition to Poloncarz only national figures such as former president Trump, entrepreneur Elon Musk, and of course, actor Richard Gere have reached the billion threshold.

Ms. Smith is an infrequent tweeter and doesn’t really follow politics. She said her disdain for the County Executive came about during the pandemic when Poloncarz would post videos of himself singing and playing guitar. “I’m mostly a stalker on Twitter. I like watching the car crash rather than being part of it,” she said. “But when Polonpuke started posting those videoss it drove me crazy. He can’t sing, he’s a shitty guitar player and he ruined one of my all time favorites: “Take Me On.” Now, when I load it into the jukebox at the bowling alley on Saturday night after I’ve had a gummy and a couple of Fireballs all I can see and hear is that fucking douchenozzle. Damn, straight I told him to shove his impact statement up his ass and I’m going to keep doing it. One billion down, ten billion to go.”

Among the most popular Twitter suggestions for insertion in the County Executive’s backside include: his acoustic guitar, Dr. Gale Bernstein’s overtime pay and his own head.

Asked for comment regarding the milestone, Poloncarz’s office issued the following statement: “The County Executive remains committed to providing the people of Erie County with excellent on time services while holding the line on taxes. And despite popular calls via Twitter for Mr. Poloncarz to stick, shove or wedge: impact statements, reviews and initiatives in his Lackawanna funk trunk, the County Executive remains equally committed to keeping that portion of his body obstruction free and pristine . . . or as pristine as possible.

County Executive Poloncarz is up for re-election in 2023.

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Buffalo, NY—To raise his political profile for an expected run at the NY27 congressional seat in 2020, Erie County Comptroller, Stefan Mychajliw (Mychajliw– pronounced: Opportunitstfuckingasshole) is using county’s Whistleblower Hotline to expose and report undocumented immigrants seeking driver’s licenses to ICE officials. Known for his fiery rhetoric and strong stances on divisive issues, Mychajliw, was unmoved by arguments that the Comptroller’s Hotline, which was set up to report waste and abuse of county resources, was, in fact, an abuse of county resources when used for purposes of reporting the names of immigrants to ICE. 

“Whatever, libtards, ” Mychajliw said. “People hate immigrants and I’m going to stoke that hatred all the way to congress in 2020.”

But the plan quickly went awry when an influx of calls to the Hotline started to report that Howard Stern’s Penis was trying to obtain a license at various DMV locations throughout the county. According to the calls the Penis was in line this past Saturday morning at the George Urban location in Depew. The Penis tried to file papers at the ECC South location the following Monday just before the office closed. The Penis was seen Wednesday afternoon sipping a Tim Hortons double double the Tonawanda location. At the Grand Island office on Baseline Road the Penis was seen arguing with a man in the parking lot.

There also were reports that Howard Stern’s Penis was seen sunning itself at Gallagher Beach and at the Abbott Road Dairy Queen, where it enjoyed a root beer float. Later, it was spotted in the bleachers at Front Park watching soccer games. In all there were two-hundred-forty-one calls to the Hotline regarding Howard Stern’s Penis. 

 Mychajliw quickly took to Twitter to report the Hotline was working as planned and that paperwork regarding Howard Stern’s Penis had been turned over to ICE officials. Another tweet quickly followed saying that citizenship for Howard Stern’s Penis had been established and to please refrain from calling the Hotline regarding said Penis. Then, in an apparent moment of confusion  Mychajliw asked, “Why would a Penis need a driver’s license?” 

Those tweets were taken down almost immediately and replaced with an image of Mychajliw pointing an accusing finger at County Executive, Mark Poloncarz, calling him an extremist liberal enemy of the people.  

Calls regarding Howard Stern’s Penis have diminished, but the Hotline is now receiving inquiries about an interloper going by the name of Baba Booey.      

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