Pumpkin Spice Lie Leads To End Of Relationship At Brew House
Buffalo, NY—The budding six- week relationship between John Molten (31) and Jenifer Del Fuego (29) came to an abrupt end at the Labatt Brew House this past weekend. Del Fuego …
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Lack Of Response Further Proof “Just Ronald” Demotion Warranted
Buffalo NY—On August 19, 2019 Buffalo Mud published an article about the movement to demote local Western New York drummer, “Bad Ronald,” to “Just Ronald.” The movement began when “Just …
Read MoreEast Side Man Demands Refund From Neighbor He Paid To Get Wife Pregnant But Failed After Eighty-Four Attempts
Buffalo, NY—Anatoli Rezvinak of Dutton Avenue on the East side of Buffalo paid his neighbor Boris Tretiack $10,000 to impregnate his wife, Valentina. But, after eighty-four attempts with no results …
Read MoreLocal Author “Almost” Handsome Enough To Be Spectrum News Anchor
Buffalo, NY—Local author P.A.Kane seeking to increase his media presence recently interviewed for a weekend anchor position at Spectrum News. Kane impressed Spectrum management with his delivery, energy, understanding of …
Read MoreBishop Malone Named Narcissist Of The Year
Buffalo,NY—Buffalo Bishop Richard J. Malone was named Narcissist of the Year by the National Association of Narcissists of the United States (NANUS). After several rounds of voting where NANUS members …
Read MoreNew Photo Reveals Local Author Is HUGE!
Buffalo, NY—For years local author P.A.Kane has endured rumors regarding his lack of manhood. A recently leaked photograph seems to refute these rumors and reveal the author to be HUGE. …
Read MoreNissan “Juke” Owner Is An Asshole
Orchard Park, NY— Bill Wellington, a thirty-one year old RN at the Orchard Park Immediate Care is an asshole about his Nissan Juke. The Juke is a subcompact crossover SUV …
Read MoreMovement To Demote Local Drummer “Bad Ronald” To “Just Ronald” Growing
Buffalo NY—Through luck, happenstance and grace, local drummer Ron Leistien was bestowed with the moniker “Bad Ronald,” by legendary Western New York artist, Greg Sterlace. But as a result of …
Read MoreExtreme Sex Leads To Kaisertown Woman’s Death, Husband Faces Possible Charges
Buffalo NY—A 911 call was placed by Kaisertown resident Stan Dombrowski when his wife, Marion became unresponsive during an extended session of coitus. The couple had recently resumed their long …
Read MoreMychajliw’s Hotline Receives Two-Hundred-Forty-One Calls Regarding Howard Stern’s Penis
Buffalo, NY—To raise his political profile for an expected run at the NY27 congressional seat in 2020, Erie County Comptroller, Stefan Mychajliw (Mychajliw– pronounced: Opportunitstfuckingasshole) is using county’s Whistleblower Hotline …
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