Judge Judy Heals Injured Worker And More . . .
Elma, NY—Convalescing from a shoulder injury he incurred at work, FedEx veteran Marcel Bovine has been healed and more by Judge Judy. The slow road to recovery for Bovine has …
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Senior Buffalo Mud Contributor Drives Into Lackwanna Ditch
Buffalo NY—Senior Buffalo Mud Contributor and Kanye West fixer, David P. Zach drove his 1995 Chrysler LeBaron into a ditch along Ridge Road in Lackawanna early last night. Zach sustained …
Read MoreDiocese Creates “Fun Task Force” To Improve Its Sagging Image
Buffalo, NY—In light of recent criticism of the Diocese of Buffalo and Bishop Malone for creating, yet another, pointless, ineffectual and opaque task force to address crimes of sexual abuse …
Read MoreLocal Author Will Write You Into New Novel For Cash
West Seneca, N.Y.—For cash payments local author P.A. Kane will write you into his new novel, Leaving Jackson Wolf. With the crowdfunding phenomenon sweeping the country Kane thinks this would …
Read MoreContractor’s Shitting Confounds Homeowner
Buffalo, NY—Since hiring Booth Hausfeld to do some updating at his home in South Buffalo, Thomas McGarrity has been confounded at the ease with which the contractor glibly shits at …
Read MoreUncle Paul Wrecks Fourth of July Celebration
Orchard Park, NY—Never one not to please his mom, local master craftsman, Geoffrey Pierce, reluctantly invited his mother’s brother, Uncle Paul to his family’s Fourth of July celebration. Like the …
Read MoreTaking His Talents To Woodlawn Beach And Beyond…
By David P. Zach—Senior Buffalo Mud Contributor— Forget the odor of decomposing fish and and the elevated levels of bacteria, Lebron James is not only going to save Woodlawn Beach, …
Read MoreIs She THE ONE?…The Buffalo Mud Quiz
By : David P. Zach—Senior Mud Contributor— Wondering if this woman is the one you’re meant to be with? Take our 18 question test and see if you can …
Read MoreSouth Buffalo Man’s Misplaced Ass: FOUND
Buffalo, NY—The misplaced ass of M.Purtil Plumbing Office Manager, Jack Conrad, has been found. The ass had been missing since St Patrick’s Day when Conrad woke up without it. Despite …
Read MoreSouth Buffalo Man Misplaces His Ass
Buffalo, NY—M.Purtil Plumbing Office Manager and South Buffalo resident, Jack Conrad woke up Saturday morning and found that his ass was missing. Conrad turned over his house several times, looked …
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