Kenmore Man Learns To Be Himself By Loving Night Ranger
Kenmore, NY — My name is Robert Ravenclaw and in 1984 I was thirteen years old. Both of my parents worked, and every day my two best friends, Dewy and …
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Saturday Night Fever Brought Solace To Buffalo Man With Over-Sized Head . . .
Buffalo, NY—This past week while engaging in the popular Facebook game of posting the ten albums that most influenced you, David Kaprosch (aka: Rolling Stone Dave) of Kaisertown, made the …
Read MoreCovid-19 Wreaks Havoc On Summer Concert Season For Local Rock Fan
Buffalo, NY—He’s raved with Iggy Pop, hung out with Bruce Springsteen and rolicked with Alice Cooper, but local rock fan Daryl Brothers will be sheltering in place as Covid-19 rips …
Read MoreIrish Revelers Make Plans To Self-Quarantine Along Old Neighborhood Parade Route
Buffalo, New York—While parades have been cancelled in Boston, Chicago, Cleveland and Dublin, due to fears arising from Coronavirus, the quintessential St. Patrick’s Day celebration, the Old Neighborhood Parade in …
Read MorePre-Schooler Takes Steps In Understanding The Only True Fun In Life Is Drinking And Sex
Indian Rocks Beach, Fl.—Building sand castles with his parents at Indian Rocks Beach this past Saturday morning pre-schooler Dylan Claymore of Kenmore took his first steps in understanding the only …
Read MoreReagan & Zadie: After The Fox Hunt- By Harry Winsor (Prince Harry)
Dear Buffalo Mud Reader: In January 2020 Harry Windsor, formerly Henry Charles Albert David- Duke of Sussex or just plain old Prince Harry, along with his wife Meghan Markle, stepped …
Read MoreUnidentified White Women Complains About Modest Florida Breeze
Largo, Florida—An unidentified white woman complained about the chill she was hoping to survive from the modest Florida breeze when she exited the heated pool at the Glenwood condominium complex. The …
Read MoreLocal Author Already Sick Of Being Zen
Buffalo, NY—Freed from the tyranny of nearly three decades corporate service local author P.A. Kane now spends his days in peace and tranquility walking in the woods with his dog, …
Read MoreFans Set To Stage Fake Death Of Rocker Todd Rundgren After Leaked Emails Reveal He’ll Never Get Hall Nod
Cleveland, Ohio—Like in the early 1990’s on the X-Files when deep state actors prevented the Buffalo Bills from ever winning the Super Bowl, a leaked email exchange between outgoing chairman …
Read MoreReplacement Purists Condemn Response To Beach Slang Video
United States, America—Purist fans of the legendary rock band The Replacements were universal in their condemnation of old school poster “Feelin-Like-A-Hundred-Bucks” for his positive Facebook response to a Beach Slang …
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